how will i end the settlements and unending war in the Middle East?

when I am President of the US as well as Prime Minister of Israel?  simple:  I will stop paying for the wars, settlements, and human rights violations.  I will create peace—peace and prosperity for Israel, Palestine and all the democratic governments in the Middle East.  I will bring them together to create clean water and food—I will ask the grandmothers of each nation to overthrow their warlords and dictators, and organized crime elements—as well as get rid of their royal families. This will allow the wealth that use to be in American taxpayers hands to return to the american taxpayers, whose money was used by the rich to oppress the poor.