for BP:

A FUNNEL WILL FIX THE LEAK. UPSIDE SIDE WITH THE SMALL PART UP. THE GUSHER CAN GO INTO A PIPE THEN. THERE IS SIMPLY NOTHING ON EARTH THAT A FUNNEL SHAPE CAN’T FIX! LOOK INTO IT, AND HAY BUNDLES AND WAX FOR CLEAN UP!
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE AT BP TELL THEM TO READ THIS!