the gods said:

winter is depressing let’s throw them a big show biz type party in december. that will help to program them for the next step, which is of course, the army. Our armies will soon fight each other! Then they created the middle east concept, laughed and drank to Hell!
gods as pirates. these are the crazy times.
i hear you talkin jesus! time to speak up son!
Free Seasons Greetings, citizens!
THE ABOVE IS A POME I WROTE FER Y’ALL-
—love, crackpot granny, ’09