on behalf of jewry, i would like to apologize to christians

I am so sorry that they feel that we have done a terrible thing. I want to assure them that we will not make that mistake again, as we have learned the terrible cost of pissing folks off. We admit we were totally wrong to have ever foisted the idea of Monotheism, or the personification of G-d as a Male on the people of this earth.
Trust that we would like to see an end to old grudges and feuds, and move into the ever expanding tomorrow with you in order to make peace on this earth, and turn this planet into the heaven it would be if not for our hatred and mistrust of each other due to old old books, and fetishes. In our new religion, THERE IS ONLY ONE EVERYTHING!