tomorrow i get my rifle!

I am so excited that I got my permit and now can get my rife. I am going to have to execute some boarish repiglicans, who have overrun my orchard and rooted out my lawn and want my nuts no matter what. One of the bastards took a dump right on my front porch! I am proud to live in a country where I can bear arms against intruders who are big fat pigs that never get enough of anything. Tomorrow, granny gets her gun and goes to town on these disrespectful pigfolk! i cut down an entire tree by hand today too. grandson accidentally got a taste of granny’s lemonaid…which tastes different than the kind the littles get. Granny’s taste like ginny gin gin! yum!