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Oct
16

Shayma Tash is awesome!

Check out Shayma improvising in my studio! … [Read more...]

Oct
15

The Venetian, Las Vegas – Get Your Tickets Now!

Vegas, BABY! Come see Roseanne at The Venetian! Roseanne joins an all-star line-up of the world's funniest women for the Lipschtick Comedy Series at The Venetian Resort Hotel and Casino. A limited number of VIP tickets that include a meet & greet with Roseanne on show night are available and tickets are on sale through Ticketmaster NOW! … [Read more...]

Oct
15

The Laugh Factory, Calgary – Get Your Tickets Now!

Come see Roseanne at The Laugh Shop in Calgary! Roseanne will be taking the stage for a two-night engagement at The Laugh Shop in Calgary. You can get your tickets for the October 24th, 25th and 26th (JUST ADDED) shows through The Laugh Shop online ticket window NOW! Mark your calendars, Calgary... Roseanne can't wait to see you! … [Read more...]

Oct
02

Check out my cute video!

I am so cute! … [Read more...]

Oct
01

From 2010 – ahead of the curve, as usual…

This is the opening of a show from 2010 called "The Tipping Point" on Free Speech TV. … [Read more...]

Sep
08

PRESS RELEASE ABOUT TEACHERS IN CALIFORNIA:

The Berkeley Schools Labor Caucus is researching activities by the California Commission on Teacher Credentialing (also known as the CTC). We are compiling data regarding possible age and racial discrimination. If you are a teacher in California who has been referred to the CTC for possible disciplinary action please contact the Berkeley Schools Labor Caucus as soon as possible. Your information will be kept confidential. Contact:   berkeleylaborcaucus@gmail.com … [Read more...]

Sep
05

Roseannearchy against The Devil: ‘the end':

The End Have you noticed how every tale about a little girl or boy on an adventure in a mysterious place, where it’s never quite clear if things are real or imagined, seems to return home with a lesson learned? I guess it’s fitting that mine should, too. Whether Doro- thy comes back from Oz and decides there’s no place like home or Alice comes to her senses with vivid memories of Mad Hatters and Cheshire cats (whatever that meant), the story is always about self-discovery. It was like that for me, too. There was always a twist or turn to amaze me—what with Hollywood, big-time TV, running around the world and sometimes not knowing if I was running toward something or away from it. You may be surprised that somebody doing all that running can stay so pleasingly plump and then some. But I’ve had quite a voyage—one that was as crazy and exciting as money and a ticket to Tinseltown can provide. Although I have to say that the best part, when I look back, was probably the leg of the journey before I got rich and famous. It was the breaking-out part that was the best—the part that started with me taking the saucy little jokes I cooked up at my kitchen table and serving them up to the yahoos in the bars, the lesbians in the church basements, and all the rest of the folks who looked into the funhouse mirror of my humor and either laughed or looked away. And then, finally, there I was, sitting onstage beside the great Johnny Carson—the wizard who sat in front of the curtain. That … [Read more...]

Sep
04

Hail Hail a VaGenius has left this realm-Joan Rivers, Rest in Peace.

She was always surprising us, always defying the status quo, always courageous, loud opinionated and damning. Her movie, ‘The Girl Most Likely’ starred Stockyard Channing, and was the funniest thing I ever saw on TV. A hilarious story of a girl who is mistreated and gets real revenge, instead of being full of ‘forgiveness’-the usual female ‘media message’ fare.   Joan was constantly praised and then hounded by sexist Hollywood for having an independent point of view and a sense of unmatched female inner power-no one has ever seen such a fierce woman in any media. She paid the cost to be the boss-most comics couldn’t hold up mentally to the kind of humiliation that Hollywood put Joan Rivers through. She turned it all back on their sexism though, like St. Joan The Conquerer. She kept getting braver and braver.   I must admit when she told fat jokes about Liz Taylor, I didn’t like that at all! I didn’t want anyone to point out Liz’s weight, because I weighed about 220 then. At one point I couldn’t help but laugh at one of her fat jokes, against my will. She could make you do a spit take! Laughing at what offends us can sometimes make everything feel lighter. After all, it’s Ok to be fat, and to laugh about it. Fat people fall in love and have sex and love to laugh at fat jokes because it’s better to laugh than to cry. It was better for us, that Joan Rivers not only made fun of her own looks, but also the cultural pressure that drove her to worry about … [Read more...]