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Jul
04

TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:

I PROMISE TO FIX THIS BROKEN AND CORRUPT GOVERNMENT, AND TO CLEAN AND SHINE IT’S FLOORS AND HALLS UNTIL THE LIGHT GLEAMS OFF OF THEM!  i will do what needs to be done to save this country from CONGRESS, AND THE SUPREME WHORE.  i will do it.  I promise you.  If you elect me, I will forgive all student loans, legalize marijuana, end the war on drugs, supply free college educations and top notch schools for all children, bring the troops home, begin solar energy immediately, end the need for oil, give free health care to all, make churches pay tax on their unused profits, imprison all lobbyists and white collar banking criminals*.  I WILL FUCKING FIRE EVERY ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS AND MAKE THEM PAY BACK THE MONEY THEY STOLE TOO, TRUST ME, I LOVE TO FIRE THIEVING ASSHOLES AND LYING PRICKS, as well as all the common whores who service them. 

 ELECT ME TO FIRE THEM!!  BARR/Christ 2012
*this i will do with only a fraction of one month of the military budget for the Pentagon, and funding of Bill Clinton’s WAR OF DRUGS!!!  
(for lawyers and ‘journalists’–this is satire. LOL)

Comments

  1. is Roseanne Mrs. Barr? … It might seem ridiculous, I see we need to scrap the Federal Reserve and this country needs to capture manufacturing back, and we can do it. Roseanne, even if the reach out is not sincere, a meeting with Lynn Tilton would generate serious political capital. Such can serve a purpose. idk, my opinion. :)

  2. thats right Mrs. barr!! you are right!! fire them all

  3. This was the first blog I read…kinda jumped offa the page at me.LOL I am an outspoken proponent of this ENTIRE agenda and you can count me in if you ever choose to make a run at it! You one funny lady there Roseanne! Proud to call you a neighbor…Aloha!

  4. dashus christ says:

    BARR 2012 BORN TO WIN BARR 2012

  5. OMG …YOU’VE DEFINITELY GOT MY VOTE..NOW ARE YOU TRULY SERIOUS ABOUT RUNNING? BECAUSE I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU …1 MILLION PERCENT..GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY ARE RUNNING OUR SO CALLED GOVERNMENT..GET RID OF THE GOVERNMENT AND START ALL OVER…WE ALL COULD SURE USE A F****** BREAK FROM ALL THIS BULL….RUN ROSEANNE RUN…SEE ROSEANNE RUN…

  6. joaby.boaby says:

    Bring the kids home!
    I love this youtube and just wanted to share.
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=rCrG6TzG-nw

  7. Jeffreyemmette says:

    I would love to see you run!!! I would vote for you in a heart beat!

  8. would you consider a ticket with Lynn Tilton, BARR/Christ 2012?

  9. You’ve got my vote.

  10. OK, well, yes, I don’t always get satire. LOL

  11. NOW your talkin my language!!!!!…….
    BARR 2012 BARR NONE!!!

  12. dashus christ says:

    FIRE THOSE BASTARDS BARR 2012 BARR 2012 BARR 2012