Jul
04

the light moved Lsam–and he got me on the ballot in every state!

THE GREEN TEA PARTY OF AMERICA!!!  SUSTAINABILITY. COMMUNITY. PEACE AND TRANQUILITY.  WE PROMISE NOT TO GO THE WAY OF ROME, WE ARE NOT REPUBLICANS!  THIS COUNTRY WAS BORN OF A CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY RUN BY PARLIAMENT, AND MANY OF US WISH TO ANNEX OURSELVES TO CANADA, AND TO SUCEDE FROM this UNION, WHICH IS OUR RIGHT.  we declare this government irretrievably broken by special interests of billionaires, and their corporations.  we know the labor camps await the permanent underclass of America’s unemployed, who will never again get a decent job in their lives because of congress!  throw them all out both parties at the same time–and elect me I will print a new currency that has value for americans–it will be called the United States of America’s DOLLAR!  i will bring those troops home and I will let each one of them buy a home for just one dollar–I will re instate the GI Bill, and all the other wonderful safety nets that taxpayers actually got for their money, before the actor Ronald Reagan sold his soul and our country to the Devil!  

YOU BET YOUR ASS I’LL GET SHIT DONE AND DONE FUCKING RIGHT!  BARR/ YOU 2012!!!