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Apr
13

some of my advisors have advised me that I should

invite a tea partier to debate me so that the american people can see for themselves what the difference between these two tea parties is—(theirs, financed by billionaires who are robbing them blind, or mine,–the GREEN TEA PARTY which is accepting new members right now free of charge!  Mine is based on kindness, not war, and on growing food for the hungry not bank accounts for the rich). 

   I also invite Trump to debate me.  Trump knows that I have a genuine affection for him, and that our debate will be on topic with no personal attacks or sexist statements, such as Ted Nugent tried to use on me during break on anderson copper’s show.  Nothing any man says to me can unnerve me anymore or make me lose my focus, and feel bad about my weight therefore withdrawing from the public spectre.  I will debate fair and square and show the voters, the taxpayers that I have their backs and I am not a servant girl to banksters or the mafia or the insurance interests or the religions or anyone but my own conscience.  dig it. 
 (what did Ted say?  He said that he looks good because he has never had any fat pussy.  If that is true, then I guess coke whore pussy is working for him.  I was appalled, when that little grey twerp AC laughed heartily at the joke.  Gays often love anti women jokes…even though I do not think AC is necessarily gay, I hope he is because I like his mom, and every older jewish mom deserves a gay son for her later years to have a blast with.  But I kept my cool–however would like to invite Ted to come on my new show and hunt an animal and not kill and eat it.  They say you should try new things.)  
Ted is a stooge of the Koch brothers, the evil twin spawn of SATAN. 

Comments

  1. dashus christ says:

    You surely cleared things up w/ your clever wit/charm for us-TY LJG,and you’re so good at uniting our shared Light! Yeah it’s a severely disturbing nerve hit,but we are strong Roseannearchists, and it’s a bit funny that anyone wants to attack a Rad/Fem @ RW-our home provided by R-(that’s joke worthy alone).Meditating now about Roseanne*s party choice to come for our chosen one-win/won=ONE!
    BARR2012 SOLUTIONS BARR2012 PEACE

  2. nugent is a babyf*****. see #63 on spin’s 100 sleaziest moments in rock and roll.
    http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1436858/08292000/id_0.jhtml

  3. No offense to your brother.

  4. I understand what you mean when you say that this is one of the few places to feel heard and understood. We obviously have different perspectives. I’m not a plus-sized woman. I know, as much as I can know, that your journey can be a difficult one. Not only for being a woman in this country, but for being someone who is not of average size. My journey is much different, but it’s been said that all pain is the same. Maybe that’s true.
    I’m sure you’re an awesome chic. We cool.

  5. Ladyjane Green says:

    hit a nerve, ya see…. peace 2 u 2, we are all here united in the cyberplayground of the Matriot….

  6. Ladyjane Green says:

    its not personal, towards you… there is too much hate and i shouldnt add the gasolina to the fire….

  7. Ladyjane Green says:

    P.S. in my mind all rules of civil decorum are moot when discussing a “douche” who has the gall to say physically offensive, insulting things to RBarrs face! ( even if on commercial break,) Her book Roseannearchy tells all about how she conquered negative body image bullshit her whole life. (amongst many other things) This is for every plus size girl who has stood silent while the aholes of the world run roughshod over her emotions! Yes, this is indeed personal !
    So we bytches are going off… against Kracker fatbashers! where else can a womans voice be heard above the Patriarchal Din! Roseanneworld, is where. Goddess Bless The Queen!
    Barr 2012.

  8. I see. Peace to you.

  9. Ladyjane Green says:

    Wd forteeee…..(: back atcha…. Never said i had all the answers,but i would like credit for the Smart Ass Ones lol! nice to see you have mastered your verbal hair trigger,(previously, profound…. i daresay) thats all ljg was a hammerin at. puttin on yer ghandi can feel good…so can turning over new leaves, and staggering our medications….. ((exhale)) (: Ljg also has no desire to” trade personal insults”, you may keep yours, and vice versa….. Theres nobody perfect here, no morality lessons needed.” Far be it for you change my mind” indeed…(; You’d have to know the combination…

  10. I have a brother who is mentally disabled. I would like to respectfully ask you to consider not using the word “retard”, as it is offensive and hurtful. I hope you can appreciate that. Thank you.

  11. Far be it for me to try to change your mind about this. I know better than to try to do something like that on the internet. Clearly you have all the answers. :)
    We’re on the same side, I think. I felt as though I could point out some troubling dialogue on here without it becoming so antagonistic. Perhaps I was wrong. I would like to note that I have not responded to you directly, until now, but you felt as though I was, which prompted your direct response to me. Interesting. :)
    I won’t be trading personal insults with anyone here. Sorry. :)

  12. Ted Nugent is an amoral asshole and his music always sucked. His idea of a love song was Wango Tango. I remember watching him on that video with the Damn Yankees and saying out loud “Who is that retard playing guitar”. His penis is too small to have ever wanted any “fat pussy”. What a degenerate!!

  13. Ladyjane Green says:

    Dashus we stand strong with you in your tireless fight for the Light……No Worries, this spraylube also likes to attack fellow bloggers when stymied, ie Dice Clay Thread, and has had his moments with several others here…. Not naming names. But seriously, We have Elephant- like memories here, so no need for morality lectures….from one just as flawed as us down here in the ” lowbrow” section. LOL!

  14. Ladyjane Green says:

    Your only young once, you can be immature forever…. LOL! Sorry we offended your well lubricated sensibilities, wd……. When you can tell me how it feels to be a large size woman, aka what nooge would refer to as a ” fat pussy”, then i just might give a flying f–k about what your saying…… Naaaah,you couldnt hack it…. okay, wd40 your right, death, even in jest, would soil LJGs hands with inbred hillbilly blood so as a happy medium, let old Ted wake up with 300 lbs of Karmic fat attached to his ever- talkin ass. “We shouldnt resort to such childish personal attacks” Speak for yourself. white ” men” bashing on plus size womyn just aint cool. “immature, lowbrow, and without class ” Exactly my point…So I trash talked poor nuge, blame it on my big fat mouth, which matches my bfp below! My thought was if i bring my own offensive graphic image to this thread, maybe i can visualize something more entertaining than this has-been insulting our Domestic Goddess with sexist shit talk. This is a satirical blog, get over yourself. Grow Out of your Box! Its stunting your view…. lol

  15. on what planet is ted nugent good-looking anyway? he probably reeks of beer, and regret. I watched that discussion on Anderson Cooper.
    ted nugent and his prepubescent dick speak. give me a break.

  16. dashus christ says:

    I have a personal war going on against Evil,I Do NOT support EVIL in any way,and I Never will-it sounds as tho u do-we differ-yahoo KARMA

  17. “…he (sic) a very despicable worthless shell of a non-human…” Sorry, but as much as I dislike him, no one deserves to be called such things. We are ALL worthy, and this kind of talk serves no useful purpose. Debate him (or people like him) on the issues, not on such cringe-worthy personal attacks.

  18. How are some of these comments here about wishing death upon Ted Nugent (even in gest), any better than Sarah Palin using cross-hairs on her political map a few months ago? Immature, at best. We shouldn’t resort to such childish personal attacks. Immature, low-brow, and without class. Criticizing someone for their actions and opinions is much different than attacking them for their looks, and, far worse, joking about hoping for their death. I hope Roseanne would not approve of this, either. Some of you are doing exactly what you are attacking Ted Nugent for. Grow up.

  19. Ted is a false “Alpha Male”. He’s sexist, homophobic, and probably racist, too. His insecurities are glaring, obviously he is trying to compensate for something. *Real* Alpha Males not only seek out, but welcome and encourage strong women to have more of a voice. He makes shitty music, too. His best efforts were in the band Damn Yankees, but that was only due in large part to Tommy Shaw (of Styx fame), and Jack Blades (of Night Ranger fame).

  20. R.you are a good looking woman,fuck T.Nugent, he thinks he is daniel boone but all those so called hunts he goes on are paid for hunting preserves, like shooting cows in a pen.I know he shot a buffaloe on the lower brule indian res.with his bow,and the toughest part was untying it from the fence post.BIG HUNTER,i would call any guy,boy,who does that, a lil girl.On the tea party debate shoot for Pence’BLACKWATER BOY’,Ryan,the guy from wisc.,or that goofy looking dude second in command from Bonner.Good luck,kick back,and have a twinky.

  21. Mother Superior Of The Cyber Church For Lost Socks says:

    Yes! Debate Donald Trump. Wardrobe suggestion: Tin Foil Hat –perhaps a jaunty little beret fashioned from Renyolds wrap — you can rock that, can’t you RB? It’ll make the Donald feel at home. Because he’s starting to sound a little woo-woo. May we pray for him.
    Ted Nugent? Is he still alive? I could have sworn I saw a little crawler on Fox news announcing his death (due to lack of personal hygiene in the anal area). Perhaps that’s why when you google ‘Ted Nugent Is An Asshole’ you get a half-million hits.
    A famous astrologer once told me the first woman president would be a Scorpio. Hillary – a Scorpio of course – almost shattered the glass ceiling. (Thirlled was I being a Scorpio too.)
    You – another Scorpio – can give it the final blow.
    Oh, by the way — I found this site via a search for women bloggers. I’m thinking of starting a blog under the handle I’m using here — social/political commentary, by a 105 year old nun.
    Fear not: It all comes out in the metaphysical wash.

  22. dashus christ says:

    Oh the visuals are so great-iv’e gotten assorted doughnuts all around-thought LJG might have the perfecto song to start off in our rejoicing…
    BARR 2012 ONE LOVE-Yes,I Love this a Lot!

  23. Christopher Michael Ward says:

    I try to be kind to everyone even when misunderstand me so i am with you there. Now ac laughing at that joke shocks me i thought he was a nice man to you and all his guests so it makes wonder if i will watch his show anymore. Ted is a dickhead,and your not fat you are very nice-looking.

  24. Ted who? Always despised him and called his music “cock rock.” What a fucking idiot.

  25. Ladyjane Green says:

    too bad it was a big “fat pussy” that dropped out such an irrelevant fucktard. Clearly the best parts of old “Nuge” were left a- shining on the floor, after coursing down someones’ leg. Pretty sure hes the product of some olde timey inbreeding, ie. His Ma n Pa= brother n sister. Not even in the same league as R Barr…..The phrase “Laying your pearls before swine” comes to mind. If R debates a pee-tartier i hope it would be Para-Salin. That femme-bot has much to answer for….. Alas R would be again matching wits with the unarmed, but at least Palin is relevant and less likely to make ” fat cracks”. Im picturing Ted being”accidentally” crushed to death by some big bad Leather Bull Dykes as we speak. And then we will eat doughnuts, and sing songs and rejoice! ah the pleasues of lucid dreaming!
    Barr 2012, One Love!

  26. Ted Nugent is a tool. Not just a tool, but a fake “Alpha Male”, which is an image he likes to project because of his deep insecurities of women (among other things). *Real* Alpha Males, such as myself, not only appreciate and welcome strong women, they seek them out and encourage them.

  27. There is a great segment on this Australian program called Hungry Beast about the Koch brothers (*shivers*)… Koch Brothers – the super-rich industrialists funding climate change denial.
    http://hungrybeast.abc.net.au/episodes/episode-23
    If I could join your Green Tea party I would. Who on earth is Ted Nugent anyway? I mean, really.

  28. Moon Shadow says:

    Yes, I like this. This is the time. You need a large platform to be HEARD. If the public does not choose COMMON SENSE, then there truly in no hope.
    Roseanne wrote: “I was appalled, when that little grey twerp AC laughed heartily at the joke. Gays often love anti women jokes..”
    AC IS Gay (ab-so-FUCKING-lutely), BUT only a closeted SELF-HATING kweer would have laughed. Still laughing at the FAG jokes AC? The gay who is so afraid he’ll be FOUND OUT, that they laugh at any sexist or homophobic joke hoping to maintain their self-abusive charade of trying to pass as straight. Step up and step OUT and get a backbone! The cute laugh is fading about as quickly as those looks.

  29. http://religion.ua.edu/jacobs.html
    this rabbi steve not that LA one who is floating around.

  30. jesus roseanne i just watched that clip on youtube.
    i am, in another life, a card carrying member of the international association of genocide scholars. years ago (1995?) rabbi steve jacobs gave a paper at one of our conferences laying out the reasons we should not accept engagements to debate holocaust deniers in any of our venues — be it temple, academy, workplace, wherever we practice our scholarhship. his argument was that by accepting holocaust deniers as worthy opponents and permitting them access to legitimate venues where we do our own thing, we were legitimizing views that should have no recognition anywhere — except as the hate crime it is. i’ve always thought this was an interesting position to take, especially with douchebags like ted nugent. holy effin shit, girl. you are my hero. don’t fight with worthless celebrity assholes, or even tea partiers. fight with politicians.

  31. Mrs.Natalie says:

    Ted Nugent. Bluck. Gag. I’m so disgusted by that Roseanne. Cat Scratch Fever, my ass. He has a fever because a tainted, as you said “coke whore,” scratched him. I’m sorry Ted, but “fat pussy”? I watched that interview. It pissed me off. Ok, I’ll stop now. Hate talking bad about anybody, especially if they could possibly read what I say, but this fat pussy thinks he’s a sexist DICK! And karmas a bitch.
    On a more positive note… HELL YES!!! You are going to kick some serious ass, take some names and make the crooked politicians and big wig billionaires look like DUMB CHOP LIVER!!! Dummies. Dummies who have tore this beautiful country apart. Leave it to a woman to rebuild.
    PS-I really do apologize for my grammar. Sorry if I sound goofy. I’m a Kentuckian.
    Peace and Love.

  32. dashus christ says:

    So that isTed N trying to flirt- he a very despicable worthless shell of a non-human,i can see him backed into a corner w/ something very big stuffed down his throat.these evil lil men are just stomach churning. You are Beautiful and it is definitely your time Roseanne!,to win as president of these US whatever your chose of party is! a debate w/trump will prove to show your brilliance even more!
    BARR 2012 and NOW

  33. I also think you look better than ever, seriously! We shall all age gracefully! My husband actually tells me that I am better looking today than when we married 23 years ago; but I think he means “aging gracefully.” :)

  34. I would love to see you debate Trump and love the idea of the Green Tea Party.
    On the issue of your weight, I think you are beautiful. I saw you on Oprah recently and thought that you looked better than ever, so whatever you are doing, keep doing it. You looked like a real person–and that is what we need for women to see more often instead of these starved women who start getting botox in their 20′s and by the time they are 40, they are unrecognizable what with all their plastic surgery. It’s insanity. The world has us focusing on our outside appearance so that we don’t develop our minds and the incredible power that lies within each of us.

  35. I shall join your Green Tea Party!! I, too, am going for kindness, and it all begins at home – literally!! I just wish I had the ambition to plant my own garden; however, given our financial situation, it may be necessary. But where do you find soil in my part of the southwest side of Chicago (New Lenox) that may not be tainted with that other Tea? :)
    Since my husband and I are literally beginning over since we have lost everything, we shall embrace the Green Tea Party!! Oh – and a shout out to my husband, please: He turns the big FIVE O on Sunday!!! Big party Saturday night at home…….!!