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My mom’s friend’s greatgrandson–

age 4, said these prophetic words:  “I have a penis because I am a boy, but my sister is a girl and she has a va-genius”.  This little boy has coined the defining word of the 22nd century! We women are Vageniuses Indeed!!!


  1. dashus christ says:

    These words are so fun Tippy!-i hope they stay up also and Thx always! and GREEN TEA PARTY BARR 2012 !!!

  2. LOL love this list!!!

  3. Ladyjane Green says:

    Oh please,please leave the cool wordicisms up! Thanks tipi again and again, i really liked thinking about these( i kno off topic) but words are fun! Good latenight read!

  4. Wow, sorry that was way too long….feel free to Delete Roseanne!!!!!

  5. seems on topic
    The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    Here are the winners:
    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an
    indefinite period of time.
    2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
    3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future
    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
    7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
    11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.
    The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
    And the winners are:
    1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
    2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
    3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
    6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
    7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
    13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
    14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
    15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

  6. As soon as I get my VA-PeaCe Center going….
    we’ll talk!

  7. why dont you go do it girlfriend-take some for yourself and give the rest to my vagenius charities inc. proceeds go to pine ridge indian rez, the poorest spot on the map of america. vageaccessories is vagenius.

  8. soooo funny -love it ! Reminds me of something that happened to my cousin years ago when she had explained to her son and daughter who were about 4 years or so that he had a penis and she had a vagina and that was the” correct ” biology…….later that night they went out to eat…..the waitress introduced herself and ask what they were having to eat……my cousin’s son said real loud ” I HAVE A PENIS AND MY SISTER HAS A BAGINA” (with a “B”) my cousin who is very reserved wanted to get under the table and hide. The waitress just said ” thats so nice” . I guess my cousin forgot to remind her kids to keep it to themselves in public ! ha ha

  9. Just do me a favor and don’t make em with those ugly collars on those beefy-Ts’…. get the cute thin kind with the scoop neck so we ladies can show off our vageaccessories…

  10. LOL! I was just saying……figuratively….
    but definetly….Roseanne, you should move on that one.

  11. dashus christ says:

    Of on Tee as well-absolutely!

  12. I would actually have no problem buying and wearing it proudly. Ha.

  13. yes if you sell it here and have at the bottom! cafe press!

  14. dashus christ says:

    Yes,The young boy holds a very knowing awesome awareness-he is genius for his term of use! Great Idea-T-shirts,that would speak loud and clear.and Roseanne,as always Big TY for such Powerful MEDITATION!-i just LOVE You So Much-and all the other Bright,talented SHE’s here i hold dear.

  15. OMG….that comment was pure consciousness….
    Can I put that on a T-shirt?

  16. LOL too cute! Vageniuses World Domination!

  17. Absolutely brilliant!

  18. Ladyjane Green says:

    Vageniuses of the world unite! we have nothing to lose but our chains”( thanks 2 Karl Marx)