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23

jan.4 My book, “roseannearchy” is published–use those gift certificates

to bookstores you get as christmas presents to buy it!  You will enjoy it, if you are pretty fed up with the same old shit you hear day in and day out.  Roseannearchy is about NEW THOUGHTS for a NEW century! 

watch me on nightline regis and gma, and on my favorite show, Bill O’Reilly’s, promoting my book, “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the nutfarm.”  
  the book is a collection of humorous essays and rants, as well as the story of my personal lifelong relationship with God, and how She rescued me from a horrifying life inside of Babylon (hollywood).  I also recount my integration from Dissociative identity Disorder, and the healing of my disordered life, and I offer solutions to every problem inflicting the world today, such as mandatory penile normalization operations for all men—a real one size fits all program which will end the lust for male competition and war as we know it.  It offers, too a populist left view, gone missing from this culture, as well as the occasional shtetl noodle recipe.
 As ever, my fans must decide for themselves if what I am saying is actually reality or satire.  At some point they do converge, and that is when we laugh our asses off.
reviews by my friends: “Roseanne kills me–always has, and I think you will be as tickled as I was that she now has aimed her take-no-prisoners, ovaries-to-the-wall attitude to politics. Welcome back, Crazy.” –Bill Maher

 ”Roseanne is funny, everybody knows that. But then there is everything else–the humanity, rabbinical wisdom, Mother Earth fearlessness, true beauty, and the ability to stay one step ahead of insanity at all times. She’s always had her finger on the pulse and can tell when the patient needs some emergency care. Nurse Barr has saved us once again.” –Sandra Bernhard

Comments

  1. Cant wait for this book – I’ve read the first one and am half way through the second :O)

  2. dashus christ says:

    ThEsE REviEws of ROSEANNEARCHY aRE WondERful-thank you 4 shaRing !!!

  3. don’t know–check your bookstores or order it on amazon.

  4. you too dan! hope to see you out on tour in minn.

  5. “…mandatory penile normalization operations for all men—a real one size fits all program which will end the lust for male competition and war as we know it.”
    Too funny. Looking forward to the rest.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  6. Is this release in England 4th Jan as well?

  7. Amazon.com lists two people having reviewed your new book:
    “Roseanne kills me—always has, and I think you will be as tickled as I was that she now has aimed her take-no-prisoners, ovaries-to-the-wall attitude to politics. Welcome back, Crazy.” —Bill Maher
    “Roseanne is funny, everybody knows that. But then there is everything else—the humanity, rabbinical wisdom, Mother Earth fearlessness, true beauty, and the ability to stay one step ahead of insanity at all times. She’s always had her finger on the pulse and can tell when the patient needs some emergency care. Nurse Barr has saved us once again.” —Sandra Bernhard
    I can’t wait to read more reviews!
    Also, when will you be appearing on these shows? I’ll need to mark my calendar. Be sure to let us know of any other shows you will be appearing on!

  8. Kinda like, “Hey, let’s get Mikey to try it, he hates everything.”
    ((((exhale))))

  9. Let’s get that bitch Stephanie Miller to interview you about the book.
    I gave her a Hula Hoop for her B-day, and she wasn’t impressed.

  10. can’t wait! glad to hear it’s going to be essays. I like this title better than “Granny’s A Bitch”

  11. this thread is about my book, thanks!

  12. dashus christ says:

    and i 2nd this also–i’m getting book & also want to get audiobook as Well !! So excited about tv. that will be tv worth watching big time !! OUR-R-ROSEANNE !!

  13. I can’t wait to see you do the rounds on the talk shows, especially O’Reilly, that is gonna be the event of the century. I will definitely be buying the book (or the audiobook, I haven’t decided yet).

  14. book pre-ordered.
    if each one of us buys a second copy (for a dear loved one or a republican neighbor), will you mention Senate Bill S.510 on Regis or GMA?
    NOT that it’s your duty – you got a book to promote and artists are always unfairly used as sacrifices for this kinda stuff, but one TV shout out about it might wake enough moms and gardeners and farmers up so they in turn can get really get the ball rolling.