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Sep
07

evangelicals hate America–

They hate our president and they hate our government, and they hate every religion but the ones they get into the business of weapons sales with.  They were told that burning the koran will put our troops in harm’s way and they don’t even care about our troops now!  The week after Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin lied and said we must look to G-d and our troops in order to have our honor restored!   These people are assholes and opportunist who have absolutely no empathy for anyone, and no allegience to anything.  What fucking bible are they fucking reading?  Christ, not only must they always have an enemy, (and continutally invent one in order to manipulate fat white women who refuse to diet into going around blaming everything wrong with them and their miserable dishonest lives on the gays, or the poor, or on Jews, Christians, or Muslims. You are fat do something about it you tea party queens!  Stop eating everyone else’s share, and share some of those goodies you fat heiffers and hogs!  Stop smoking too, and drinking, and running your big stupid racist mouths.  You are hurting you own children’s futures by backing these snake oil salesmen who do not give a damn about you or about any unborn babies!  they only care about money–your money.  They are republicans and they took away everything you worked for.  Vote for the democrats this time, but only the out and out socialist democrats, or vote for me or vote for nader or vote for mckinney—but do not i repeat do not vote for any business friendly democrats!  that and only that is the only hope you have of remaining in your homes and getting decent doctors when you are sick!  do not i repeat do not vote for any conservatives or any business friendly candidates at all.  They are theives and warmongers, all! )

   Vote for me, I will fix this country by legalizing pot and hemp and taxing those profits, and by outlawing bullshit and sentencing the guilty to death, but a painless quick and humane death by the Guillotine! When Goldman Sachs is beheaded, there will be state sponsored parades and free eats!  
 I will reward incentive and inventiveness, not rob it blind, I will make assrapers like Madoff and Greenspan, may they soon rest in peace, pay the money back, every goddamn stolen dime of it. I will capture bin laden and make him tell us the whole truth about his daddy and the Bush family’s back room deals.  I will try both bush and cheney for treason, and for crimes against humanity. I will nationalize every dime of the upper one percent and create heaven on earth for all the poor in this country, and the world within one year.  I will personally knock on the door of the entire Rothschild family, and tell them that they have the power to save the world simply by moving the UN to Jerusalem, and declaring it an International City.  This will usher in the Messianic age and thwart Armageddon (satan’s plan for the world).  I will do it!  I am like David—I will do what needs to be done and I will not compromise in any way with assholes or with rahm emanuel.  I will kick the fed to the curb and repeal the income tax.  I will seek worthy and moral people for my advisers, and we will create a new way of doing things where the most valuable things matter the most everywhere on earth! 
 ”Fuck Yeah! Vote for Me!”  Grannyrose 2012.

Comments

  1. LOL
    well if jerusalem is just anothr city its where the ancient “holy” men roamed, and i just find it fascinating.
    I agree w u in that one place isnt holier than another.

  2. Johnny Argent says:

    I know one of those 72 names, because God appeared to me in a dream last night and she told me to call her Trixy!
    PS: I LOVE those double Bloody Marys at The Paniolo Lounge (Plus, we’re almost out of Ambiens).

  3. Johnny Argent says:

    >>why is jerusalem such an important city, do you know? tell us please<<
    In reality, it’s no more important than any other city. That “Holy Land” shtick is just there to ramp shit up for the Bronze Age Boogyman fans who buy into it. It’s disrespectful to the rest of the planet. Is there a line on a surveyor’s map that marks the spot where the “Holy Land” butts up against the “Slightly Less Holy Land?” Where’s the line where the “Not Holy at All Land” begins?
    Jesus Christ, could Religion get any more ridiculous?
    But, Hey – whatever makes ‘em happy!
    Speaking of Happy: Happy Ross Hose Onna, Everybody – Don’t forget to set your calendars back 25 centuries, tonight!

  4. Johnny Argent says:

    Family is overrated. Freud said the family is the source of all neurosis. Life is shorter than you think and you shouldn’t waste time worrying about asshole relatives who withdraw their caring and support just because you’re who you are. It doesn’t matter that much if someone is related to you or not – we’re evolving toward being thinking human beings who are all part of the Human Family, not the American Kennel Club, and by that I mean it’s about compassion and open minds, not bloodlines or pedigrees – your family is important to the degree that they care about you and offer support and some emotional shelter when you need it. If they act like judgmental jerks who would feel at home at a witch burning – just get busy being your own best friend and let them go on living their prejudiced, jerkoff lives.
    Be decent, productive and think for yourself, and gravitate toward people who are doing the same. It’s your best shot in Life. Nothing else is worth doing or thinking about. Peace…

  5. Altho shes dressd up to the nines

  6. well, i hear the whispering too, but I got really brave and listened, and it’s scarey at first, until you realize that it is all in the past, and will not happen again to you once you face it down. Keep going, when it gets too scarey, just turn the thoughts into breaths and breathe them out of you, they were implanted and will go out through the nose in deep breaths. You will be free of it’s claws when you are no longer afraid.
    you are a person who feels and cares deeply, who’s family is too sick to face reality, and believes in magic and witches and curses, and bloodlines, and slavery to it all. You don’t though, you found your way out and you can think. Why do you think you were able to escape that mind slavery place?

  7. thanks so much, a blessing is something i could really use right now.
    a lot of my family has severed ties with me because of how i live my life, and i used to let it get to me pretty bad, but now that i’m a little bit older i understand that to concentrate so hard on the people that hate me for what i am stunts my ability to grow past it. yes, it hurts DEEPLY to know that people only loved me conditionally, but to spend my energy on thoughts of it will only hurt me worse, and for a much longer time, too.
    it’s strange, i had a long talk with christ before falling asleep last night, for the first time in a long time. i told him how much i needed a friend right now. when i meditated today, i could feel a hand on my shoulder, and i heard disembodied whispering, though it scared the shit out of me so i stopped

  8. besides if i may be rude jew land is all our lands
    i wont be told diffrent

  9. omg its deep i just know.
    theres people that know roseanne.
    its calld all emcompassing peaceee

  10. why is jerusalem such an important city, do you know? tell us please

  11. there is only one god, and she has 72 names. and they call me crazy!

  12. roseanne how dare i speak to u directly
    but u know
    i feeel everyone has a pilgramge to Jerusalem.
    or at least shouldnt be denied it.
    isreal is not friendly yet we all part of it

  13. not to lose the message of christ contained above, I will re translate it as he makes clear to me—he tells me that he went east to study the words of buddha, and to egypt to study islam. he was a priest, who’s mother was a jewish preistess, the last of them, through the house of david. It was her he was defending. He wanted Matriarchies.

  14. FUCK YOUR IGNORANT ASS GRANDMA! you were the only one who would even hang out with her rank ass and accompany her to those garage sales, that selfish old woman, she should be ashamed of herself for denyiing you the love of christ. he does love you, he just hates molesters, and the molesters are now just trying to silence their boy victims in these church pedophile orgs. i will be your grandmother that tells you the truth about things but will not be giving you any money, however, if you have a good organization a non profit i will help you raise your funds and give you a nice old lady donation! lets just try to do all the good we can and in a big big hurry. forget thinking and just act for good–the common good, the greatest good for all, and not for just a few at the expense of the many…sharing christ’s word to the masses. Jesus christ was quite a nice jewish boy. He said there would come a day when everyone would be him, like mustard seeds, and they would act for the good on behalf of the kingdom of heaven, for children, and not fat old pedos.
    i will pray for you to be released of your pain this rosh. as you may know, the blessing of an old jewish lady is the most powerful thing on this earth, and I give you mine. for yourself and all gay kids, all gay adults and lesbian transgenders and all the freaky people too, those straights and brides and grooms…bless us all this year.
    thank you god, over and out. call me at ten. my time.

  15. FUCK YOUR IGNORANT ASS GRANDMA! you were the only one who would even hang out with her rank ass and accompany her to those garage sales, that selfish old woman, she should be ashamed of herself for denyiing you the love of christ. he does love you, he just hates molesters, and the molesters are now just trying to silence their boy victims in these church pedophile orgs. i will be your grandmother that tells you the truth about things but will not be giving you any money, however, if you have a good organization a non profit i will help you raise your funds and give you a nice old lady donation! lets just try to do all the good we can and in a big big hurry. forget thinking and just act for good–the common good, the greatest good for all, and not for just a few at the expense of the many…sharing christ’s word to the masses. Jesus christ was quite a nice jewish boy. He said there would come a day when everyone would be him, like mustard seeds, and they would act for the good on behalf of the kingdom of heaven, for children, and not fat old pedos.
    i will pray for you to be released of your pain this rosh. as you may know, the blessing of an old jewish lady is the most powerful thing on this earth, and I give you mine. for yourself and all gay kids, all gay adults and lesbian transgenders and all the freaky people too, those straights and brides and grooms…bless us all this year.
    thank you god, over and out. call me at ten. my time.

  16. will you be my grandmother too? mine doesn’t talk to me anymore since she found out i’m homosexual. we used to go to thrift stores all around the state and i miss her dearly, and i accept that who i am goes against what she believes, even if it hurts to do so

  17. when i was a kid in sunday school
    u definately didnt think of bethlehem in terms of all this hate surrounding it.
    Jerusalem should be an international city I agree.
    That should be a starting pointt.
    you so righttt!

  18. LOL free eats
    Burn a koran day?
    what century are we in? R these grown ass men?