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Jul
23

bees:

i have five hives now!  bees are the highest form of intelligent life on this planet, in my opinion.  A worker bee has more brains in its ass than mel gibson and all of his friends and family, religion, lawyers, publicists will ever have.  Honey is God!  We went to the Hawaiian Palace.  the queens in all the paintings all look like me.  The palace was built two years after the church was.  The palace stands in the shadow of the church.  the hawaiian royal family was forced into compliance with the sugar companies—I grew up with U and H sugar.  The richest hawaiian queen left all of her money to build schools for her people.  She is my Moral Idol!  I want to design fabric now, and build a house out of mac nut shells.  the little lamb died.  I decided not to try to save it.  It’s leg was indented in its hip.  I said, leave her out here another night.  I am an old lady farmer, exactly as I planned to be in my late fifties, when still a child, if I lived that long before the nazis got control of jerusalem.  

  I promised Hashem that I would not allow that to happen in my lifetime, whether I won or not, because I knew it was the right thing to do as a Jew.  I knew what the Nazis had truly done to the jewish people, and why they studied us.  I knew that we were magic.  I always have known.  We are magic because we make up the world’s best stories. The Five Books of Moses are a masterpiece unparalleld in the history of mankind in my opinion.  The five books of moses, the magician, the prince, the revolutionary..(.just like Buddha) are all stories with female protaganists. 

Comments

  1. raging: what exactly is it that I have written that you find batshit crazy? Any idea?

  2. crazysexyjew says:

    Raging, your penis ruined your ability to think rationally.

  3. crazysexyjew says:

    Raging, do us all a favor and go get help. Your hatred and anger are warning signs of deep unhappiness with your own life. Do you not know how rediculous it is to come on here and spout off such hatred toward people you don’t even know? Granted, Roseanne is a celebrity, but still, you don’t know her personally, so why are you being so hateful? Nobody is forcing you to come to RoseanneWorld, Roseanne isn’t forcing you to read her opinions and views on the world, you have CHOSEN to come here and read her writings yourself.
    Long story short, if you don’t like what Roseanne is saying then logoff and don’t come back. It’s that simple.

  4. I think you broke my brain. You are so stupid that exposure to you ruined my ability to think rationally.

  5. touche

  6. Hey up there Soleil, I’m Soleil! Lol.
    Five hives, congrats! Sad about your little lamb (maybe it’s symbolic somehow, part of the ‘story’).
    Glad you’re still blogging.
    Aloha

  7. thank you. It was not easy to be strong opinionated and open minded, but it is the only way to make it through this life.

  8. I am terrified of bees…it all makes sense now, however…I fear anyone/anything more intelligent than I am! Joking aside, Roseanne, I really just wanted to thank you. Your humor has gotten me through some dark days, and watching your show always makes me smile. I feel safe when I am in the company of the Conners. It brings me back to my childhood, to a time when my life was simple and happy. I grew up with you as my ideal mother-funny, strong, opinionated, yet open minded…if I am ever able to muster up a fraction of your strength and perseverence, I know I will be okay.

  9. Oh, I love bees. They are beautiful.