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July 31, 2008

cosmo dexter, 3

called his granny to say:" Hi, granny, I pooped on the toilet today!" we all know this means he will be getting some godiva chocolates from his granny soon!! congratulations, big boy!

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July 30, 2008

tonight is the last night

of my vegas run at the sahara hotel. I had a ball!

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i think israel is going to attack iran

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July 29, 2008

cynthia mckinney remarks #3:

"Only a sick government would place a banker in-between a student and her teacher, an insurance lobbyist in-between a patient and his doctor.
Only a sick government would place a wealthy family and their huge corporation and its genetically-modified frankenfood peddled by force in-between us and the organic food that's healthy for us to eat and that farmers would prefer to grow.
Only a sick government would do this.
And I am no longer willing to trust the ones who are responsible for getting us into this mess to provide the solution to get us out of it."

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Cynthia Mckinney excerpt #2

" Not a word has been mentioned in this political season about the disparities that exist within our country with the recognition that public policy can
erase them! And even though for the first time a woman and an African-American were being taken seriously in national primaries, a real discussion of race and gender has been studiously avoided on all sides. At a time when the United States is under review, itself, by the United Nations for its poor record on domestic respect for human rights, particularly in the aftermath of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, a real discussion of race and gender is needed now more than ever."

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excerpt of cynthia mckinney's acceptance speech:

(She is the Green Party's candidate for President of the United States)

"I am the only candidate who has consistently voted against the Pentagon budget, voted against the war in Iraq, and I voted against the bills that funded it. The Green Party was against the war when it started, is against the war now, and is against any military action against Iran that might take place tomorrow. The Green Party is a peace party. A Green vote is a peace vote."

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pat condell genius says it all!:

http://www.patcondell.net/

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July 28, 2008

use cuil.com it's great!

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July 27, 2008

proud of students in iowa who took my advice

when i was on air america, i called on citizens to make a citizens arrest of karl rove if they come upon him, and these students in Iowa tried just that!

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July 26, 2008

"Bush guilty of first degree murder"

Vincent Bugliosi tells Congress: Bush is guilty of MURDER in the FIRST DEGREE:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDAFozFn4kU

Bush tried to grant himself and his entire administration immunity from war crimes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHQ7Prwh7Gc

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why earthlings are afraid

of a higher civilization that might have access to this planet: They will see what horrors we have allowed and punish us for what we have and have not done.

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Hittin' the Sauce (chocolate syrup) at Age 2

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atlantis is a planet

crystals and diamonds were sent here from there. We are made of diamonds. I just read about this on the internet! diamonds are the origin of life on this planet and came from somewhere else, no earth...look it up!

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GOD BLESS YOU SARAH!

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE OF MY INTERVIEW WITH SARAH JONES, A MINISTER OF CHRIST. sarah is now dying of cancer. to those who care, kaballah says that the final parting of body and soul is like being drawn up into an erotic embrace with the infinite. This beautiful image of mind is where Sarah Jones deserves to go as her strong and holy soul leaves this hell called earth. Where sarah is going there is no more chaos or satan.

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July 25, 2008

israeli paper

publishes obama's prayer that he stuck in the wall. How gruesome and horrifying that they have absolutely no decency at all to have done that! Asking for protection of his family, his soul and guidance, offering himself as an instrument of higher will. Even tho I feel like a filthy voyeur for hearing his prayer, I admire him for his thoughts, they are cool.

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batman:

had the perfect Hollywood Government message for these times: the liberal activists are evil at heart, duplicitous bitter and twisted, and the good guy (batman)looks like the bad guy by his own choice, in order to save the soul of capitalism and is only spying on his fellow citizens for their own good, employing a colin powell type who walks away after he slavishly violates everyone's right to privacy in order to "find" terrorists. Batbushman's assistant even looks like Cheney (michael caine). (my review, after removing {the analogy of chaos} in the form of heath leger's character of the joker...more on the kabalistic part later).
OK...here we go!:
The image of the joker in the ta'arot deck is the antecedent of the Foole, which was the antecedent of the number 0. The number zero is the representation of infinity, which was always assumed to be based on chaos. The image of chaos (the joker played by heath ledger) is the image of Satan. Satan (or the opponent, as he is called by kabbalists) is the chaos theory itself. The chaos theory is being proven wrong each day by science. Science is proving that order, and not chaos is actually the wild card. That suggests to me, as i have always suspected, (i have been studying kabballah since the age of twelve) that this earth is actually hell...(the lowest level of being in the universe, where we are being tested to refine our will and the powers of our collective mind(s).) Here we are to learn this simple thing: the will of the people united is God. when there is collective agreement, we will be saved and removed from here. We return to god when we become god.
that aside, Heath Ledger and I got drunk together years ago at a party. He was real, and knew everything. His performance in the batman sketch was the best acting I have ever seen anyone do on film. He makes jack nicholsen's joker look like a prissy little schoolgirl in pink panties. Heath Ledger is a better actor than was Marlon Brando, (the greatest ever before Heath). He was touching and frightening and attractive and repulsive and captivating. I personally loved the tip of his hat to Tom Arnold's compulsive lip licking! Heath and I both discussed what a bunch of psychopaths people in Hollywood are, and he took it to the world stage...psychopaths are people who want to see the world burn. They like fame and forcing people to become low and dark. They're true target is the one who cannot be forced to choose evil (batman...or the superego). The Joker's contempt for Batman is slaked when he makes him choose to look evil in order to truly save the soul of gotham. He put batman into checkmate, as Satan does to all those who believe in Him. i was inspired to write the next batman episode. As I see it, Batman destroys chaos and creates Utopia by cloning himself.

The message of the movie "Hancock" was about how hilary and barack must never work together or the world will end.
all predictable suck ass hollywood bullshit graphics/military intelligence propaganda and justification for weapons expenditures, which is the economic basis of capitalism. "To serve god you cannot serve man"..JC

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July 19, 2008

saying goodbye to vegas

july 30 will be my last show there, and it's been a great experience personally and professionally! Thanks to all my fans who supported me there, it was fun having you all come out. They said I would never work in vegas after telling anti Bush jokes there in 2001, when I was banned. But last year I worked there for three months and this year for four months, just to prove them wrong! Thanks to everyone who made it possible and to my great fans! This year marks twenty years since "Roseanne" debuted!!

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July 18, 2008

that beguiling smile

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one half totally and joyously open and the other half intelligent and discerning.

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obama choose clinton

Obama should appoint her to the supreme court, so that a vote for her is a vote for him. This is a way past division in the party. It cannot heal without the clintons, and anyone with a brain can see that.

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July 14, 2008

made homemade noodles yesterday!

grandsons are visiting me...hurray!

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when i write something here

alot of the time, the next day other people write the same thing somewhere else. It gets to be kind of a pain to be first and be ripped off and not given writer's credit, but that's cyber I guess. At least I know people are reading my blog, cuz it gets lifted word for word often enough. What I wrote about the new yorker cartoon this morning is showing up alot tonight. Check back here to see what the headlines will be in six months, it's foolproof and kind of scarey. What Johnny writes about the economic bubble bursting is always ahead and right on.

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democrats:

Green Party must replace the Democratic Party as the people's party within the next ten years, or nothing will be left for working americans at all!

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congrats Laurie Metcalf

and estelle parsons! both doing plays in new york and killing! You are amazing actors and what a pleasure to learn from drink with and hang around you both for years!

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posting a good review:

(am somewhat embarrassed to brag, but I guess I should since i am still out here working it)...LA TIMES:

"The public knows her as Roseanne Connor from the hit TV show. Now meet the uncensored and brilliantly brazen real Roseanne Barr."

anyway, i love being onstage and telling jokes. Nothing in my professional life ever has felt as good as being completely on my own telling jokes onstage in front of three hundred people. I started doing it in 1980 at the comedy works in denver colorado. I wanted to bring a real woman's point of view to show business, and I did, and I am still doing that same thing 28 years later!

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i knew that right after

they got rid of clinton they would attack obama like devils and fiends. The New Yorker cover is disgusting and just underlines how completely arrogant and racist America's intellectuals are. Why not a picture of Leiberman with a hook nose and moneybags, like in nazi germany? (that is how jews are viewed by the right wingers of america). It's not satire...satire is funny.

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cynthia mckinney for pres. green party!

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July 13, 2008

cynthia mckinney

run cynthia run!!! go green!! This party is the only hope for america, americans, progressive thought and women!!! I am committing myself to helping out!!!

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July 12, 2008

hillary for the supreme court

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July 9, 2008

cynthia mckinney

for president GREEN PARTY...the party for feminists. Let's replace pelosi with sheehan as soon as possible, and then as fast as we can replace the entire woman hating democrat party with a green ecofeminist progressive socialist one that really works and is not afraid to make campaign finance reform a priority.

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July 8, 2008

DEMI and BARBARA (Bob Rubin and I)

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July 7, 2008

Bette Midler Interview

Pt.1

Pt.2

Pt.3

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AB FAB on ROSEANNE

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Jaimie Fox Interview

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William Shatner Interview

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July 6, 2008

come to the middle barack

you can then be exactly like hillary clinton, but without the pesky universal health care issue! congrats, you have moved the entire party as far to the right as it could ever go, and if you lose, there will be nothing left of the democrats.

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highest christ meditation:

being the middle between two opposites: triangulate! do for other women as you would hope they would do for you. stay middle...the way of the mother. be in the middle and filter out the right and the left...they are both bad extremes. do not become extreme, the middle must hold. democracy is the middle way.

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the found book

three more called me out of the streets that i had driven to out of just magnetic feeling. there they were shiny as the sun...when opened sighed and whispered: Hi, roseanne, read page seventy two seven sentences down. there she lies the goddess in all her green rna glory whispering to me: the hunt is almost complete in iraq. Iraqi women must come together between tribes and broker a peace with israel. israel must divide into three not two parts, and there can be peace forever! tribunal like the haig.
the number three is god.

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the left got conned again

by the fake internet left, who are all working for rove. nightmare: pres. mccain dies in office and romney, the manchurian becomes pres. chew on that one gals...polygymy saving the united states, exactly as the book of mormon prophecies!!!

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oldest gorgeous and her son

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barack listen:

you must appoint Hillary Clinton to the Supreme Court so that a vote for you is a vote for her. don't blow this one. i told you to bow to the women of the party and of the country, and so far you have not. Treating women like me as inconsequential idiots is a stupid thing to do when the future of the country depends on your winning!!

my sister geraldine came up with this idea...It is so good and so right...this will allow hillary to be of service to us, and allow her highest use, which is to sit on the court that decides the fate of "freedom of choice" for women. This is the only way a lot of us women can stomach voting for you, after the dirty way you played the game.

When the dems start picking up on this idea, remember where you heard it first kids...

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July 5, 2008

awesome: tanya stephens

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the real obama

is making himself visible now. He is less progressive than Clinton. I hope the rabid woman hating left is happy now.

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July 3, 2008

Johnny on The Fourth

Johnny's Birthday Reflection "Independence Day?"

Friday, The Fourth of July is my birthday and that seems to have more weight than it has for a long time. I'm going to be fifty-nine. That's right, it's my last year to say I'm Fifty-anything. I try to have a good attitude about getting older but now we live in the world of the terminally young and I'm affected by that like almost everybody else. This isn't going to be a whiney, self-indulgent complaint about getting old; I already have one of those ready and I'll be dragging it out next year when I hit Sixty {if I 'hit" it).

Anyway, the meaning behind the day off and all the fireworks and all that is: Independence Day. The Founding Fathers declared that the 13 colonies weren't possessions of England anymore, or The Mother country, as it was called. It makes me think of the idea of independence, generally. Are any of us really independent? I say, Hell No - we're at the mercy of Everything, from the ticking heart in our chests to some A-hole who has one too many and can slam into us on the freeway or whatever. Between Mother Nature, the Biological Imperative, The Human Dilemma, Entropy, The IRS, Global Warming and the jackasses who run things - I don't feel the least bit independent. Do you guys, really? But, in keeping with the paradoxical nature of reality: this awareness of being vulnerable and having Mother Nature and everything else up my ass like a hand in a sock puppet is the same thing that helps me actually feel a kind of independence! Screw it! I ain't in charge. Anything can happen and will some day, so I'm going to let go of a whole bunch of willful worrying and not even sweat it! I'm not the umpire; I'm just another dumbass ballplayer. I'll try to control what I think I can control but I'm not kidding myself. One day, this'll all be over and what I've always thought of as "me" will eventually be like one more drop of water over Niagra Falls and I won't even be forgotten. It's a little sad but strangely exhilarating at the same time.

Funny, isn't it? Realizing my utter dependence on Everything and the way I'm so embedded actually provides a sense of something like Independence. Make any sense? If not...so what? Making "sense" is overrated. It doesn't really go all that far. But...please remember to drive carefully - don't be a designated drunk driver! If you drink a fifth on The Fourth you might not come forth on the fifth. Happy Independence Day, everybody!

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