November 30, 2007
peanut butter and jellyfish
Posted at 2:51 PM - Permalink
November 29, 2007
pat sajak
you traitorous old queen!
Posted at 6:03 PM - Permalink
MESSAGE TO JEWS:
stop the war, and your part in it. Israel brings shame to all jews when it does illegal and immoral things that the entire world has condemned. You cannot stand against the entire rest of the world. Israel has over 600 nuclear devices. The "covenant" is a code word for Jihad jewish style. Jews, be the first of the enlightened beings who leave their religious brainwashing and come into a new century with NO RELIGION, no blood grudge, nothing to fight or die for. IMAGINE!
Posted at 2:42 PM - Permalink
hollywood liberal
I am not!!! There is nothing liberal about me and never was. I am a RADICAL...I STAND FIRMLY IN THE MIDDLE, AS I HAVE ALWAYS DONE. I AM FOR LESS GOVERNMENT INTRUSION!! if they had shown me a picture of cheney in school and said he was the prime minister of russia, i would have peed in fear! i would have thought...that guy looks like a psychopath, his eyes dont match up and he is sneering. I saw those kinds of dads alot in the western us, growing up as a girl. They marry up with types like old lynn cheney, who is a definite TOP!!!!!
Posted at 1:31 PM - Permalink
i am a jew
and i do not support unending zionist war in the middle east.
Posted at 11:10 AM - Permalink
holocaust
one million dead iraqi citizens (not troops..they have NO army) and three million iraqi refugees. who would jesus torture? Bush-Clinton lies.
Posted at 11:06 AM - Permalink
November 28, 2007
Friends....
Jennifer Fran Edie Sandy Rosie Cyndi and Me
Posted at 7:33 PM - Permalink
Goddesses
Domestic and Heavenly 
Posted at 4:16 PM - Permalink
November 27, 2007
recipe
for small snack heaven: dark chocolate covered coffee bean and dried cherries, and then next course: some black greek olives and hard parmesan cheese, cubed up with a nice glass of chianti...mmmmmm
Posted at 5:07 PM - Permalink
the rav
taght me how to triangulate negativity. what a gift. tell him I love him!!!!
Posted at 5:05 PM - Permalink
kucinich gravel
nader, paul or me...the only people with solutions to stop the war.
Posted at 4:59 PM - Permalink
their women
wear veils, and ours are drugged.
Posted at 4:51 PM - Permalink
November 26, 2007
a nice letter
You can do what no one else can. You can get your message to people. The message that all this is so wrong. The IRS is a good start. They need to fix Social Security. My mom just turned 65. She was married for 10 years and then they adopted me. Three weeks later her husband walked out on us in the middle of the night to marry the 17 year old who lived next door. He took everything from her. Then her best friend, that I am named after, called Catholic Charities and tried to have me taken away from her. She raised me alone in a time when that was not socially acceptable. She has worked since she was 14, doing every kind of crappy job possible to support herself. In 1996 she finally bought her own house. Then the dumbass got elected and she lost her job and had a heart attack and couldn't get another job. Then she lost her house. Now she lives with my husband and I cares for my son during the day. We barely have anything left to live on. My mom gets $618 a month from social security. Bush's oil buddies make in 1 minute what it would take 17 years of social security checks for my Mom to make. Now that she is 65, they are taking $94 a month out for medicare. We spend billions in Iraq but we can't help people like my Mom, people who helped build this country, live their lives in dignity. Any human deserves that. When I was young I used to watch you on TV and dream of being famous and making people laugh. Now I wish I was famous so that I too could be heard and make a difference. So that I could bring this country back to what it once was. Thanks for having the courage to say it and to do it. Rosie had the courage and she has been villified for using her freedom of speech. Thank you to you and your friend and all the other woman who stand together and say loudly and clearly, ENOUGH! Thank you for being MY voice.
Christine
Posted at 11:12 PM - Permalink
four generations...
my daughter and her three kids, her dad and his mom.
Posted at 11:07 PM - Permalink
meditating on plastic
inside plastic hearts still...going on six months now. waiting for chanukkah, eight nights of miracles!
Posted at 6:06 PM - Permalink
took a vow years ago
that i would never accept money for lying to people, only for telling them the truth. That vow is a pain in the ass right now. I could just shut up and disappear, but not until after the next election. I have been fighting these same bastards too long to stop now. If Hilary can promise to balance the budget and to stop the war, I will vote for her. If Oprah runs as obama's vice, i will vote for her. If romney's wife speaks honestly about her temple vows to allow her husband multiple wives in heaven, I will even vote for her. If guiliani's wife has the balls to talk about the whole husband's into dildoes thing, then i will vote for her. right now I am liking mrs. kucinich, who is well spoken and articulate as hell, and wants to save america not destroy it..refreshing!!! her husband removed my drink from my hand so i would not accidentally spill it down her back, held it as i addressed his darling and then gave it back so unceremoniously, and with excellent disgression when i had finished the brief dialog in which i said: tell your old man to run on abolishing the irs and taxing corporate profits!!! she said she would give it some thought..
Posted at 5:03 PM - Permalink
glenn beck/pat buchanon
to the guillotine! love, madame defarge
Posted at 1:10 PM - Permalink
November 25, 2007
medical marijuana
is what I am going to the doctor for soon. prozac is for the birds! It makes one settle for reality tv, and that is no good at all. Free Tommy Chong!!! What?! My mom's boyfriend has alzheimers and is a mormon too. His family think jews are magic, and my mom thinks the mormons are the most wonderful people on earth and tried to raise me as one of them. No wonder I am nuts. My mother taught me that its bad to be jewish, and that i should also be proud. I think this explains alot about me. My mom is so crazy she doesn't notice that her boyfriend has alzheimers. She likes that she can never leave him alone. He is handsome and doesnt know where the hell to find the door...isnt that every old woman's dream? Unfortunately, johnny is still in his pre-invalid phase and does what he wants and goes as he pleases, even though he is 58 years old now.
lakers tonight!!! we love d fish..he came to our house!!! d fish was great last night, but kobe blew it at the last second, and he gave the nets about 6 free shots. we lost by two. kobe, made three incredible shots though, 3 pointers all. wins some lose some kobe. saw larry david jake penny, and some guy with penny that looked like spector in a long grey wig..who was that guy in leather? interested. loved the wetzel pretzel deal and then dinner at genghis cohen, still the best eggroll la. brat pissed that i made him go right to bed when we got home.
Posted at 4:04 PM - Permalink
the american story
is still unfolding, and nothing is set in stone yet. I have tried to contribute to the re-writing of it since 1980.
I feel like Leonard Cohen sings in his song "Democracy is Coming to the USA" ... "it's here they have the range and the machinery for change, and its here they have the spiritual thirst."
I see the story taking a surprise turn, as democracy is doing right now in south america...read up on south america, or listen to johnny and me interview Noam Chomsky, here, kcaa archives to the right of this blog..
Posted at 7:04 AM - Permalink
November 24, 2007
yesterday
was my dad's birthday. He would have been 78. My dad had a hard life, and I added to that hardship. It's so terrible to think you are doing a good thing, and its terrible to find out that you were wrong about everything, and should not have said anything, until you were more sure of what is was that you were actually saying. To blame other people for their encouragment despite my mental state at the time, is useless, and such a waste of breath and energy. It was ultimately my choice, and I did it. I chose destroying my dad/family over silence. I have since studied the silence that meditation brings. Silence before one speaks, in order to gather one's thoughts and energies is a great tool of mind.
Posted at 3:16 PM - Permalink
path of repentance
is the hardest road to walk.
Posted at 3:12 PM - Permalink
grannyrose asks:
Why are they collapsing our economy and destroying our military? why?!
Posted at 2:29 PM - Permalink
why i love my blog:
i am a writer.
Posted at 2:19 PM - Permalink
confused
I have a choice of whether to go back to network tv to do another sitcom, or a game show, or do radio, write a book, continue live appearances, some online things, or a movie. It's hard to decide!
Posted at 12:18 PM - Permalink
November 23, 2007
shekkinah rising 04-03-07
Mary Magdelene was a follower of Miriam, Jesus' mother, who was raised in the Holy Temple from her birth. She was the last of the Temple Priestesses (Shekkinah -"goddess"- Worshippers).
They killed her son to get rid of the last vestige of The Goddess, upon whom all the world's religions are based. They then killed all the women who knew the truth behind christianity. It was the war of the women that still goes on now...blaming men is a great cover for it, but again, it is my theory that women are to blame for everything that men do. Women want a male God, he is their Golem (totem-penis). Last night at Passover, we invoked and prayed to the Goddess (as does every jew, although unwittingly). She is finally answering our prayers and making herself seen once again...Shekkinah Rising, after two thousand years...get ready, the fifth dimension is revealing itself!
Posted at 10:42 PM - Permalink
free trade
is doublespeak for slavery.
Posted at 12:47 PM - Permalink
i thank god
every day that i do not have to work. I can choose my passion, which is writing.
Posted at 1:01 AM - Permalink
November 21, 2007
perez (hilton, not shimon)
is helping me get more folks to sign up for my newsletters..thanks, P!! (I thought folks who go to his site were just interested in who gobbles celeb knob, or starves off their tits, or which mother pimped young gal is making vile "music" to snort crack by), but NO!..they are actually some smart politically savvy types who agree with my views on bush and cheney being satan's butt boys!!! Nice to see another fat person can get young folks to read their blogs!!!
Posted at 1:15 PM - Permalink
check my radio shows at the right
kcaa radio shows!
Posted at 12:55 AM - Permalink
November 20, 2007
its important to support kucinich
and gravel all the way up to the convention, because their delegates are needed to swing the party left. Socialism saved this country with roosevelt, and it will again...obama is looking better and better too.
Posted at 11:18 PM - Permalink
Comedy Without Borders....
I'll be making a guest appearance at Comedy Without Borders with Sarah Silverman. Come on down, it's for a good cause.
Posted at 10:13 PM - Permalink
More Photos.....
Boys(EJ and buck) at age 5
Buck and Christian Baseball Parade
My Bike
Roseanne Psychic
SHANNON GOING TO NY FOR GIG AT COMIX
SIDE OF HELENS HOUSE 07
ARI RUBEN 9 MONTHS
BRANDI AND ARI
BUCKS ROOM
SON JAKE CELEBRATES BRONCO VICTORY WITH A GERMAN IN HANA 06
JAMES MOORE PR
THE GREAT LANNIE GARRETT DENVER 06...SHE GAVE ME MY FIRST JOB
MOM AND LYNN
MOM TATTOO
MUSIC AT HOME
OH I SOO TOOT
oldest and youngest
Posted at 6:24 PM - Permalink
November 19, 2007
Lots of Photos....
columbus circle NY
ETHAN ZION, COSMO DEXTER
Brandi and ari and johnny at our home
me, rosie at sylvia's NY for my b-day
final touches by pops for lincoln center
JOHNNY NY..gorgeous piano player hands
daughter jenny made this doll..its me in my old age
BUCK MAKES HIS OWN BREAKFAST, FIRST TIME
COSMO DEXTER
GRANNY MUST EAT BABY OTIS KOHEN... YUM
Posted at 10:01 PM - Permalink
here's to you!
Posted at 8:56 PM - Permalink
November 18, 2007
bill kristol
brings shame on all jews
Posted at 5:25 PM - Permalink
November 15, 2007
Birthday with My Daughters...
My two middle daughters took me out for my b-day...
We had a great time! the girl in the middle was the inspiration for becky, and the girl with the long hair for darlene. both are in their thirties now. I have one daughter older than them, and two sons younger than them.
Posted at 12:14 PM - Permalink
November 12, 2007
MY AUNT SAID "WINEGAR" FIXES EVERYTHING...
...SO JEWISH, SO TRUE!!!
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/12/vinegar-as-wonder-su.html
Posted at 8:56 PM - Permalink
Military Violating Its Own War Policies
The U.S. government is sending the mentally ill to fight their war. Read WCVB's report on it.
Posted at 2:19 PM - Permalink
Songbird....
when I am filled with breath I can sing nicely...this night i sang my darling song, Down on the Donut Farm to some diet doctors, it was fun! Doctor Penn's diet will soon be featured here... enjoy the music video!
Musicians include; Johnny Argent and...Mike Turner, Joe Bonamassa and James Invelt.
Posted at 9:48 AM - Permalink
Missing Nukes
read about the bush/cheney plan to nuke america! pelosi, impeach before we go up in flames!
Posted at 8:25 AM - Permalink
November 11, 2007
comedy
to me is about provoking the asshole to laugh at him/her self. If its about getting people to laugh at you, it's transformative, and if its about getting people to laugh at someone else, its political and awesome. I try to mix all three together like a nice spice cake and serve it hot.
Posted at 1:50 PM - Permalink
Watch Me at Shoot the Messenger
Lizz Winstead has video of my November 1st appearance on her show. Check it out!
Posted at 1:48 PM - Permalink
Broken Justice
Read this article from The Denver Post about how the justice system is letting crimes that endanger Native Americans on reservations go unchecked.
Posted at 1:34 PM - Permalink
recipe
for contentment: clean your own house, cook your own dinner, feed your family and discuss world happenings with your peers. today am making chicken soup from scratch in my copper kettle, which i have owned for twenty five years. I am concocting the anti flu jewish granny serum passed to me from two grandmothers, the one an orthodox jewish lithuanian,named Miriam Bitnam, and the other a flapper working class fisherwoman, named Fanny Katz born in st. paul minnesota to a ragman named Joe Katz.
Posted at 1:20 PM - Permalink
cheney
might have attempted to drop a nuke on the us, but was deterred by four of our bravest enlisted men, who have all died since..they were in their twenties! read about the kennebunkport memo....i am meditating on changing the composition of all plastic hearts every shabbat. Cheney's coup on america was stopped by four american freedom fighters. it only took four. It only took nineteen to destroy the american constitution. It will only take 36 of us to fix the entire world, and we do not need money to do it. It is coming from the goddess herself.
Posted at 11:42 AM - Permalink
meditation
count in ten (breathing in) saying in your mind's eye:FILL ME
hold breath for ten count, saying: I contain THE ONE
exhale for ten count saying: I complete this circuit
Posted at 11:13 AM - Permalink
November 10, 2007
four grandsons
eitan
shimon
ari
yitzak
Posted at 11:56 PM - Permalink
Beauty and the Beast
Posted at 4:40 PM - Permalink
Off With Their Heads
all the world's leaders should be marched to the guillotine!
just another fishwife,
madame defarge
Posted at 4:27 PM - Permalink
China Owns....
our company, "States are Us". There is no more united states of america, no more hope for mankind. America was the greatest thing that ever dawned on humanity, but greed, vice, religion/superstition and hypocrisy destroyed it.
This war/drought/flood /fire/affliction is god's punishment to America for allowing pat robertson to set the moral compass of our government.
Posted at 2:53 PM - Permalink
Granny Leftie
Check out Granny Leftie on Page 6 of The New York Post!
Posted at 12:41 PM - Permalink
A Call from Carol
When I was 55-years-old, Carol Burnett called me (on my cell phone) like I imagined she would when I was watching her show as a young girl. I almost wet my pants and jumped up screaming in a new york restaurant...what a great thrill. I knew 55 would be the best of all years...double nickels baby!
Thanks for the laughs and the songs, Carol!!!
Posted at 12:36 PM - Permalink
November 8, 2007
Rat F**k...
this is what happens when there are no writers! On my reality show's cooking show, I was trying to interview the most powerful woman in hollywood, colleen camp's african american cook, Sarah, who is also a minister, and has fed the most powerful of the powerful. In "reality tv", there must never be any kind of reality allowed. The squabbling to 'get the shot' obscured all intelligent content, as it always does in this form of tv.
Posted at 4:30 PM - Permalink
To My Darling Little Rosie Posey...
on to bigger and better, which means smaller and better!
Posted at 4:29 PM - Permalink
I AM A DAUGHTER OF ABRAHAM...
Abraham the prophet who foretold the time when there would be no division, no seperatism, only science (astronomy and alchemy). One god with 72 mathematical equations and every one of the equations equals the reversal o