November 2007 Archives

you traitorous old queen!

stop the war, and your part in it. Israel brings shame to all jews when it does illegal and immoral things that the entire world has condemned. You cannot stand against the entire rest of the world. Israel has over 600 nuclear devices. The "covenant" is a code word for Jihad jewish style. Jews, be the first of the enlightened beings who leave their religious brainwashing and come into a new century with NO RELIGION, no blood grudge, nothing to fight or die for. IMAGINE!

I am not!!! There is nothing liberal about me and never was. I am a RADICAL...I STAND FIRMLY IN THE MIDDLE, AS I HAVE ALWAYS DONE. I AM FOR LESS GOVERNMENT INTRUSION!! if they had shown me a picture of cheney in school and said he was the prime minister of russia, i would have peed in fear! i would have thought...that guy looks like a psychopath, his eyes dont match up and he is sneering. I saw those kinds of dads alot in the western us, growing up as a girl. They marry up with types like old lynn cheney, who is a definite TOP!!!!!

and i do not support unending zionist war in the middle east.

one million dead iraqi citizens (not troops..they have NO army) and three million iraqi refugees. who would jesus torture? Bush-Clinton lies.

Jennifer Fran Edie Sandy Rosie Cyndi and Me

Domestic and Heavenly

for small snack heaven: dark chocolate covered coffee bean and dried cherries, and then next course: some black greek olives and hard parmesan cheese, cubed up with a nice glass of chianti...mmmmmm

taght me how to triangulate negativity. what a gift. tell him I love him!!!!

nader, paul or me...the only people with solutions to stop the war.

wear veils, and ours are drugged.

my daughter and her three kids, her dad and his mom.

inside plastic hearts still...going on six months now. waiting for chanukkah, eight nights of miracles!

that i would never accept money for lying to people, only for telling them the truth. That vow is a pain in the ass right now. I could just shut up and disappear, but not until after the next election. I have been fighting these same bastards too long to stop now. If Hilary can promise to balance the budget and to stop the war, I will vote for her. If Oprah runs as obama's vice, i will vote for her. If romney's wife speaks honestly about her temple vows to allow her husband multiple wives in heaven, I will even vote for her. If guiliani's wife has the balls to talk about the whole husband's into dildoes thing, then i will vote for her. right now I am liking mrs. kucinich, who is well spoken and articulate as hell, and wants to save america not destroy it..refreshing!!! her husband removed my drink from my hand so i would not accidentally spill it down her back, held it as i addressed his darling and then gave it back so unceremoniously, and with excellent disgression when i had finished the brief dialog in which i said: tell your old man to run on abolishing the irs and taxing corporate profits!!! she said she would give it some thought..

to the guillotine! love, madame defarge

is what I am going to the doctor for soon. prozac is for the birds! It makes one settle for reality tv, and that is no good at all. Free Tommy Chong!!! What?! My mom's boyfriend has alzheimers and is a mormon too. His family think jews are magic, and my mom thinks the mormons are the most wonderful people on earth and tried to raise me as one of them. No wonder I am nuts. My mother taught me that its bad to be jewish, and that i should also be proud. I think this explains alot about me. My mom is so crazy she doesn't notice that her boyfriend has alzheimers. She likes that she can never leave him alone. He is handsome and doesnt know where the hell to find the door...isnt that every old woman's dream? Unfortunately, johnny is still in his pre-invalid phase and does what he wants and goes as he pleases, even though he is 58 years old now.
lakers tonight!!! we love d fish..he came to our house!!! d fish was great last night, but kobe blew it at the last second, and he gave the nets about 6 free shots. we lost by two. kobe, made three incredible shots though, 3 pointers all. wins some lose some kobe. saw larry david jake penny, and some guy with penny that looked like spector in a long grey wig..who was that guy in leather? interested. loved the wetzel pretzel deal and then dinner at genghis cohen, still the best eggroll la. brat pissed that i made him go right to bed when we got home.

is still unfolding, and nothing is set in stone yet. I have tried to contribute to the re-writing of it since 1980.
I feel like Leonard Cohen sings in his song "Democracy is Coming to the USA" ... "it's here they have the range and the machinery for change, and its here they have the spiritual thirst."
I see the story taking a surprise turn, as democracy is doing right now in south america...read up on south america, or listen to johnny and me interview Noam Chomsky, here, kcaa archives to the right of this blog..

was my dad's birthday. He would have been 78. My dad had a hard life, and I added to that hardship. It's so terrible to think you are doing a good thing, and its terrible to find out that you were wrong about everything, and should not have said anything, until you were more sure of what is was that you were actually saying. To blame other people for their encouragment despite my mental state at the time, is useless, and such a waste of breath and energy. It was ultimately my choice, and I did it. I chose destroying my dad/family over silence. I have since studied the silence that meditation brings. Silence before one speaks, in order to gather one's thoughts and energies is a great tool of mind.

is the hardest road to walk.

Why are they collapsing our economy and destroying our military? why?!

i am a writer.

I have a choice of whether to go back to network tv to do another sitcom, or a game show, or do radio, write a book, continue live appearances, some online things, or a movie. It's hard to decide!

Mary Magdelene was a follower of Miriam, Jesus' mother, who was raised in the Holy Temple from her birth. She was the last of the Temple Priestesses (Shekkinah -"goddess"- Worshippers).

They killed her son to get rid of the last vestige of The Goddess, upon whom all the world's religions are based. They then killed all the women who knew the truth behind christianity. It was the war of the women that still goes on now...blaming men is a great cover for it, but again, it is my theory that women are to blame for everything that men do. Women want a male God, he is their Golem (totem-penis). Last night at Passover, we invoked and prayed to the Goddess (as does every jew, although unwittingly). She is finally answering our prayers and making herself seen once again...Shekkinah Rising, after two thousand years...get ready, the fifth dimension is revealing itself!

is doublespeak for slavery.

every day that i do not have to work. I can choose my passion, which is writing.

is helping me get more folks to sign up for my newsletters..thanks, P!! (I thought folks who go to his site were just interested in who gobbles celeb knob, or starves off their tits, or which mother pimped young gal is making vile "music" to snort crack by), but NO!..they are actually some smart politically savvy types who agree with my views on bush and cheney being satan's butt boys!!! Nice to see another fat person can get young folks to read their blogs!!!

kcaa radio shows!

and gravel all the way up to the convention, because their delegates are needed to swing the party left. Socialism saved this country with roosevelt, and it will again...obama is looking better and better too.

I'll be making a guest appearance at Comedy Without Borders with Sarah Silverman. Come on down, it's for a good cause.

Here's more info.

brings shame on all jews

My two middle daughters took me out for my b-day...

We had a great time! the girl in the middle was the inspiration for becky, and the girl with the long hair for darlene. both are in their thirties now. I have one daughter older than them, and two sons younger than them.

...SO JEWISH, SO TRUE!!!

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/12/vinegar-as-wonder-su.html

The U.S. government is sending the mentally ill to fight their war. Read WCVB's report on it.

A Friendly Challenge?

Do you think it's time for those who claim to possess some kind of hidden powers, priceless knowledge and earth-shaking messages to put up or shut up? Symbolism and scrolls and secret handshakes and decoder rings are all well and good, but Halloween is over and if you're going to ask us for money to help poor God spread his spooky little message around, you ought to be able to whip something out that's as catchy as the stuff that makes everybody want an iphone or SuperBowl tickets .

I wish we'd take a break from all this strenuous believing and hair-splitting and just start worshipping Common Sense. Do we really need well-meaning, world-weary mensches in dark robes to sit in caves for forty years so they can come out and tell us to beg for peace and make sure there's enough food to go around... and warn us to STOP spending so much time listening to our inner assholes as well as the ones, outside, who boss us around? May I respond briefly? ....Duh - Memo to prophets: "Don't wear yourself out on my account 'revealing' the obvious."

By the way, "prophecy?" What's up with that? How sadistic is Religion? Are we "free' moral agents" who are responsible for our actions... or has somebody laid all our tracks and written the ending in a jar in a cave in a desert, because they know MISTER God, personally, and that's how "HE" does things? Prophecy? Let me guess: "If you let a bunch of self-righteous assholes lead you to destruction...you're going to be destroyed." Wow! Why didn't WE think of that? Look, here's my response to prophecy: Don't fix the big football game and then make me bet everything I have on it. and buy a ticket and stand out in the cold and cheer and moan and drag my kids along so they might turn out to be suckers too. Please.... Here's some prophecy for you: Check this out: If we keep dumping millions of gallons of oil in the Ocean and wasting our money on wars, we're going to be in deep shit!" Hey, look at me......I'm a prophet!

Religious nuts and politicians love to blab on and on about how babies are wonderful, precious, unique beings, but what are they going to tell them when they grow up enough to look around and say, "Hey, what was the idea of signing us up to take a long walk off a short pier, Asshole?"

I'm an equal opportunity challenger : from the Pope to bin Laden to the Hillbilly Ayatollahs like Pat Robertson to the Kaballah honchos......here it is, my brothers.......Whatta ya' got? You have something powerful and meaningful and persuasive and worthy of great respect that transforms hearts and minds? Bring it! If not now....when? I can be patient, but can we at least get an appointment?

Just make it something better than: "Be kind to each other and don't poison the planet ." Even a religion-deficient, by-product of the public schools like me knows that and we've all heard it a million times. It's the real deal and all, BUT: for this plus a ton of fine print you're considered an enlightened being whom the rest of us should herald as "seers" or something? I don't know about you guys, but I don't need a middleman to "translate" my own experience along with everything else for me. Do we have to go to a special god place or talk to a special god person or read a special god book explaining special god stuff when you can see the Infinite and its good intentions... 24/7, all over the place.... in the sky or a kid dancing around for no reason or a dog wagging its tail. Sorry if that sounds corny, but it's true as a son of a bitch. What's the big secret? What are we waiting for? Let's tell these pricks who run everything to get their shit together and stop the separatist instigating and violence.

PS: Out of respect for the millions of hungry kids in the world who don't know what it's like to ever be held and comforted, would you mind, terribly, spaying and neutering yourselves and your kids? Think about it? Or at least let's stop consuming twenty times more resources than everybody else and think that that means we're "successful." Last but not least: Kudos to people who adopt and walk that talk.

Hey, for Christmas, this year - let's all get CLUES."

Thanks for your time!

when I am filled with breath I can sing nicely...this night i sang my darling song, Down on the Donut Farm to some diet doctors, it was fun! Doctor Penn's diet will soon be featured here... enjoy the music video!

read about the bush/cheney plan to nuke america! pelosi, impeach before we go up in flames!

to me is about provoking the asshole to laugh at him/her self. If its about getting people to laugh at you, it's transformative, and if its about getting people to laugh at someone else, its political and awesome. I try to mix all three together like a nice spice cake and serve it hot.

Lizz Winstead has video of my November 1st appearance on her show. Check it out!

Read this article from The Denver Post about how the justice system is letting crimes that endanger Native Americans on reservations go unchecked.

for contentment: clean your own house, cook your own dinner, feed your family and discuss world happenings with your peers. today am making chicken soup from scratch in my copper kettle, which i have owned for twenty five years. I am concocting the anti flu jewish granny serum passed to me from two grandmothers, the one an orthodox jewish lithuanian,named Miriam Bitnam, and the other a flapper working class fisherwoman, named Fanny Katz born in st. paul minnesota to a ragman named Joe Katz.

From Cindy Sheehan:

Dear Friends

My campaign is co-ordinating an effort to send Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi handwritten letters in support of H Res 333 to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney.

Please handwrite a letter and send it to my campaign office in San Francisco and mail it by Friday, November 16th so we can deliver sacks of letters to her office in San Francisco as a Thanksgiving present from the people of America.

Cindy for Congress
re: Impeach Dick Cheney
1260 Mission Blvd.
San Francisco, Ca 94103

Love
Cindy

Over half of a million people have voted in an on-line poll on www.msnbc.com.

The results will astound you:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10562904/?polls=is_open

might have attempted to drop a nuke on the us, but was deterred by four of our bravest enlisted men, who have all died since..they were in their twenties! read about the kennebunkport memo....i am meditating on changing the composition of all plastic hearts every shabbat. Cheney's coup on america was stopped by four american freedom fighters. it only took four. It only took nineteen to destroy the american constitution. It will only take 36 of us to fix the entire world, and we do not need money to do it. It is coming from the goddess herself.

count in ten (breathing in) saying in your mind's eye:FILL ME
hold breath for ten count, saying: I contain THE ONE
exhale for ten count saying: I complete this circuit

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all the world's leaders should be marched to the guillotine!

          just another fishwife,
          madame defarge

our company, "States are Us". There is no more united states of america, no more hope for mankind. America was the greatest thing that ever dawned on humanity, but greed, vice, religion/superstition and hypocrisy destroyed it.

This war/drought/flood /fire/affliction is god's punishment to America for allowing pat robertson to set the moral compass of our government.

Check out Granny Leftie on Page 6 of The New York Post!

When I was 55-years-old, Carol Burnett called me (on my cell phone) like I imagined she would when I was watching her show as a young girl. I almost wet my pants and jumped up screaming in a new york restaurant...what a great thrill. I knew 55 would be the best of all years...double nickels baby!

            Thanks for the laughs and the songs, Carol!!!

this is what happens when there are no writers! On my reality show's cooking show, I was trying to interview the most powerful woman in hollywood, colleen camp's african american cook, Sarah, who is also a minister, and has fed the most powerful of the powerful. In "reality tv", there must never be any kind of reality allowed. The squabbling to 'get the shot' obscured all intelligent content, as it always does in this form of tv.

on to bigger and better, which means smaller and better!

Abraham the prophet who foretold the time when there would be no division, no seperatism, only science (astronomy and alchemy). One god with 72 mathematical equations and every one of the equations equals the reversal of infinity, the suspension of gravity and the dawn of the immortal artist.....cool man coooool!

hey ellen, you're a writer, you should strike.. everyone has a contract not just you, that's the point hun! Support every pro union thing in this country while we still can! This bush shit makes me long for the good old days of the mafia!!! IMPEACH TO PREVENT FURTHER RIPPING OFF OF YOUR MONEY!!!!!

i have a message for the jewish people: say no to war.

Help to steer the democrat party.. support Gravel and Kucinich all the way through the convention, we need their delegates to swing the party's platform to the left a little...let us keep all our money, abolish the IRS, boot the Israeli lobbyists, suspend NAFTA, raise our tarriffs beef up our wages and kick the fucking bums out.. starting from the democrat party all the way through to the grand old pervs!!! Don't say you are a dem or a rep, say you are nauseous of this two party sewn up communist system. We want socialized medicine/universal health care, not communism!!! Health care is number one...pressure Hilary's tendency to conform...you owe all of us women Hilary, we do not owe you!!! Pay up, you want our votes earn them. Restore voting rights and habeus corpus, start getting with the green tech, and decriminalize marijuana, stop torture, stem cell research, address the environment and limit the insurance lobby, and corporate control of media... make peace or get out of my way so I can run for president and do it.

I would like to thank my friend rosie odonnell for giving me the best damn birthday of all of my fifty five years upon mother earth! What a very nice and aware person you are. You are the bravest motherfucker out there. You are officially my daughter now. I shall now begin to meddle in your life. Ruthie as well is my daughter and I shall step up my efforts to meddle further in hers. All is well with the wicked witch!!! sandy b, more to follow on that sub honey!
     carol burnett
            lisa marie
                  edie falco
                       annie lennox
                             cindy lauper
                                    lizz winstead
and others whose names escape an old bag momentarily...
     professor irwin
           corey too,
AND THANK YOU NEW YORK!!!
SARAH SILVERMAN TONIGHT!!!!

...when they lower the price of money, as they have just done, that means the same thing as saying the stock market crashed.

Maybe if people are not watching their crass celebmongering entertainment they will turn their attentions to closing down their president and impeaching cheney.

THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE UNITED IS GOD

Now you can stream and download all of my KCAA broadcasts right here or by clicking on KCAA Radio Shows in the Categories column to the right. They're organized by date, with descriptions of each show and our guests.

Have at it!

I'll be doing Shoot the Messenger with Lizz Winstead (creator of The Daily Show) at the Ace of Clubs in New York next week! Come see me!

WHERE: Cabaret Under ACME 9 Great Jones between Broadway and Lafayette
WHEN: Monday, November 5. Doors open at 8:00 PM, show starts at 8:30 PM
TICKETS: $10

Get tickets here.