January 31, 2007

To My Fellow Citizens in The Senate:

Please vote on Thursday to raise the minimum wage. For many years it's been my honor and privilege to represent and speak on behalf of Working Class Americans. It's in that capacity that I now ask you to fulfill your moral and ethical obligation to grant those hard-working people on the bottom rung of the ladder of opportunity and equality their just due. You have voted on and received multiple pay raises, and now, after years of their hard work and struggle, they should, too.

To paraphrase one of our greatest presidents, Abraham Lincoln, "A house so divided by inequality cannot long endure."

There is more than enough hard evidence to discount the argument(s) used to deny a living wage to those Americans who work hard every day "in the trenches" providing so much that makes life better for us all in our great nation.

Do the right thing, the thing that America most needs... a shored up bottom that holds firmly all that it supports.

...with hope and respect, Roseanne Barr

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Common Sense

Read Thomas Paine's book "Common Sense" and see what America stood for (minus the slavery in the south...they had newt gingriches even back then).

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Welcome Ari

on a lighter higher personal note, I welcome with empathy and grace my new grandson ARI. He has lovely parents and more grandparents than almost any other baby on earth. My daughter brandi and her huzbo will had him jan.30. Will is Russian, so I welcome more enlightenment on that culture as ari grows up. My son in law came here from russia with his mother at age 11, with no money and no help. Immigrants. My other daughter's boyfriend's family came here from Mexico,(good foods) and my son's girl came from the Philippines, and get this, america... her other half CAME FROM AMERICA!!! (rare...all these white immigrants her people have seen move to their country)! Well, three grandsons and one more on the way.. hoping for a girl, for the granny granddaughter matching ballet outfits on thanksgiving...(I always am a ballerina on thanksgiving) (Witch on halloween and princess on hanukkah) (rockstar on valentines day and child on mother's day. .don't ask me why, it just is...)

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January 30, 2007

Ronald Reagan

I am struck by the Right's need to resurrect their hero, the hollywood actor named Ronald Reagan.

They are globalists who care only for the dollar and less than nothing about America, or its people.

Reagan destroyed the working people in this country, and he did it on behalf of wealthy growers in California who would prefer that this land be divided into servants and the served.

Everything decent and good about this country came from the Left, and Reagan led the assault on any and everything that was not white, christian and wealthy. He sold our country down the river time and time again, and it is because of him that we now bow low to our bosses, the chinese. Spare me the reagan b.s. He is evil and history will show that the country that used to be called the United States fell under his heel.

Anyone on the right must enlist in the army and go to iraq right now, or expose themselves as the greediest of hypocritical sociopaths. If I hear one more of them talk about supporting the war in any way, while not one member of their circle is sacrificing anything, or serving anything, I will pray even harder and in public for their removal

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If I Can I Must

The task falls to me, because I can do it. If I can do it then I must do it.

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January 25, 2007

If Bush is Right...

In response to the What If?? post yesterday, Dan Kelly writes:

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January 24, 2007

What If???

What if bush is right? What if he knows that the entire western world is at risk and only superior military force will save us?

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January 23, 2007

My Best Line?

The best line I think I ever wrote was:

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Jury Duty

For the first time in fifteen years, my shrink would not sign the excuse me out of jury duty papers, for mental illness. He had the audacity to suggest to me that as I was now cured of did. I, me we would have to step up to our civics duty and serve their country. I did it, I served my country. That was a huge lesson in humility to my fat stupid deluded bought off sexygirlself. I was scared to see any violent crime, as I fear it would trigger my mind to fall apart again.

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Letter to Bush

Today is the first day I have ever emailed a President of the US and signed my name. I said I want him to listen to the americfan people and demand he not escalate but de escalte. His cowboy shit don't work outside of texas. Go back to texas on your billion dollar slice of the pie. Retire and get ready to meet jesus, he is here! Hail you Jesus! You are the King Mohammed! Buddha is cute too!!! and at least he is fat!!!! My god is fat!!!! and he is a she!!!! big mama has decided to come out of the house, and onto her porch. She tells me to tell you that you better figure out a way to get along or you are all going to perish. She is pissed off like only a grandmother can get over the bickering of her brood!!!!!!!!!!!!! dagnabbit!!!

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Fact is God...

Fact is god. When you know the facts, you can see clearly. Hope and faith are Egypt, the land of slavery of the soul. When the twelve tribes escaped from Egypt, they did so because all hope was gone, and the fact was that they were slaves to Pharoah. Moses led them out, and they left because they had no hope and they had no faith that things under pharoah would ever change. They took the action that hope and faith deny. Only action brings change. Even the smallest action forces things to change. I first told jokes about George Bush in Vegas right after 9-11. People walked out, booed and I got banned from there. I kept on telling those jokes. I told them at Michael Moore's rallies in universities all over the country. I took action against the bush/cheney regime. Jokes like the ones I told, and the ones other comedians told are the highest form of alchemy available. Today almost everyone in the country sees things the way I did and do now. I had a hand in changing the minds of the American people. I took the actions necessary. I had courage, not hope, I had fact, not faith. These things, courage and fact and action are the stuff of Truth, which is God. The evil people in power in this world keep selling the false ideas of faith and hope, because those things without fact and action, ensure slavery of the soul. It requires alot of horrific child abuse to create a being who lives by faith, and not fact.

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January 22, 2007

Knowledge of Fact

Hope is not based on fact. Knowledge of fact is what brings power.

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Hope is the Enemy

Only prayer (meditation) can help now. There is no hope left at all, in fact, hope is the enemy.

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January 16, 2007

Live Show on Thursday at the Lincoln Theatre

I will be in miami at the lincoln theatre on thursday (1/18) night for two shows!

When:
Thursday, January 18, 2007

Where:
Lincoln Theatre
Miami Beach, FL

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January 14, 2007

Fascions

The burka of the west is the apron. Aprons are back big in the fascions.. (as we called it in Utah)..the fascions are saying get back in the kitchen, ladies.

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Linking Websites

Everyone should get their own websites, and then link them in a summit! Everyone of you people should have your own websites, and then link them to rw, and to each other!!! Lots of websites is a good good thing, as long as they link, I checked it out.

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Hollywood

Hollywood is a cancer upon humanity. It is run by idiots who think they are savants.

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January 13, 2007

God is Reality

Focus and breathe. Change the energy. Look up just until your neck hurts, then look down. The act of just looking skyward/heavenward into the sun causes chemicals to do good things in your brain. (this info is free and comes with no minister/molesters attached to it). This is a good way to change the energy in you. Too much positive is as dangerous as too much negative. Both of them obscure reality, which is GOD.

God is reality: We are in a war to the death over oil that is just about to end. Oil will be nationalized, no matter how many americans die. Bush knows this, and so is about to launch WW3, the War over Water, just getting set to begin. While we were distracted by porn and the bloated non issue of gay marriage, our corporate rulers won the right to privatize our water. In other words, we are going to have to pay for clean and drinkable water real soon...even to bathe in...it will cost as much as halliburton wants it to cost. (look it up at acorn.org)

The place formerly known as the united states of america is no more. The will of the people has absolutely no bearing on the government in any way, whether by landslide, or stolen election. It does not matter what the people want. Taxation without representation.. welcome to communism! What we felt we had the right to waste and has caused lack on the other side of the planet, is now gone.

The Draft is coming, get ready slackers...you will be living with your parents, getting ready to go to iraq, or maybe venezuela, who knows, and unable to afford an apartment, who's average price per month will be 6K. Your jobs at fast food restauraunts will make that impossible. But you will console yourselves with your porn and your celeb gossip, and your "spirituality" will allow you to embrace all materialistic things, while you call the black poor in the inner city ghettos unworthy of your support, and play your tv/video games until your neighbor comes in and just ends your life because you are the wrong color, party, religion, sex, sexual preference, caste, opinion, nationality.

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January 12, 2007

RW Forums Have Been Locked Temporarily

Dear RW Members,

We are trying to come up with better solutions to deal with the constant stream of spam, prevalence of trolls, and the continuation of cross talk on the forums. We'll try to get these items resolved as quickly as possible. Until then, we are locking down the forums to posting. We will send out an email to let you know when posting is open again. All existing topics are still available for everyone to read.

Thanks for your patience,

RW Forum Admin

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January 11, 2007

Bitching

i bitch, therefore i am

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You Lose...

divide and conquer..congratulations, you lose!

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Worthy Opponent

worthy opponent? or excuse to bicker?

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January 9, 2007

IMPEACH

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The Temple

nepenthe: I know everything about the temple, I saw it with my own eyes under the wailing wall in jerusalem.. the temple where The Priestess served/ruled sharing power with a congress of judges and representatives, not for the people, but OF the people themselves.. farmers, not lobbyists for farms, but actual farmers had seats with the richest physicians and scientists...It had grand rooms that housed laboratories for medicines and herbs, alchemy of metals and crystals, poetry and art and music served the communities and were high arts... mathematics and science were the blessings the priestesses bestowed on the people...truth in every single form, a building bigger than any other in the middle of town...the entire city served it...it had centralized democracy like we try to copy now, but cannot, because the bullshit individual idea we are constantly sold can never work in the interest of peace or love or harmony. We all need to forget that bullshit and know we are only here for each other......

hey, DR. OFAH, this is an idea!! Let's raise the goddess!!! LET'S GO ALL THE WAY, AND STOP AT NOTHING... LET'S HONOR OUR MOTHER THE EARTH, and show each other how we will live better and longer that way!!! Its like earth day, only I want the word goddess in there, cuz I do not want to see this spiritual idea co opted by child molesting boy priests again!

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January 8, 2007

There is only one Everything

energy gathered must be dispersed.

energy dispersed must be gathered.

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Hatred of Woman Causes War

I read where the women in baghdad are being asked to tell their husbands to give up the militias. I have said forever that war will end when women intercede on behalf of the "enemy's" women and their children. It is the hatred of woman that causes every single war.

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America's Funniest Mom

I have admitted that my addiction to drama, food, the unknowable, and doing everything but working with people, must give way to my need to tell jokes and perform. I will therefore be hosting for Nickolodean, the search for America's funniest Mom. I didn't think I could re-do the Mom mojo, now that I am a glam elite rich DIVA. But thanks to my awesome co-writer John Argent, my crack team and some really positive feedback from you, (the masses of roseanne loving consumers) who actually paid to see me do standup this year, thereby making me more of a "provable" presence in any new venture (RW) and therefore bankable, and therefore payable. I am accepting a large check from the gracious people at NickOLODEON and along with one of my favorite girl comics, kim coles, and my hilariously gay friend comic hal sparks, we come at you to find the NEW ROSEANNE.

Rack em up bitches; let's go...give it your best shot.

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Anti-Matter

pi lovers:

They have just identified anti-matter and photographed it! What was concealed is being revealed by the goddess! Here comes immortality! It's introduction will change every conversation. How will we feed all the people, when no one dies? How will we thin our herd? Will women continue to congratulate each other and themselves and throw baby showers and big family celebrations around unchecked fertility? Will they still stand around complaining that men do not "do their share"? Will some of the smarter ones get neutered early, and neuter their progeny at birth, like circumcision? I imagine women will do as they always do... heckle blame and complain, and nothing else, as they and their children get thinner and poorer and more "supportive" of each other's impotent victim hood, as is proscribed by the "churches" who run the soup lines and the burka-making factories. Wow, the balance will be tipped between the overweight and the starving, and the starving will outnumber the overweight 3-1. EAT THE FAT PEOPLE FIRST!!!! WE ARE THE MOST TENDER.

January 31, our call in show will be about who is behind 9-11 and why...call in if you have a theory!!!

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January 7, 2007

Truth is Where You Find It

joseph smith was a kaballist and the mormon church is based on kaballah, as is Christianity, judaism, and islam, and eastern religions too, but along an oriental paradigm...all religions are varying interpretations of kabballah.

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Will Be Gone Awhile...

Will be gone awhile.. I took a job on nickelodeon for a couple months.. will check in..enjoy.. please watch the call in show and leave your input for me there thanks!!!! bye

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January 6, 2007

Listening Without Judgment

What I've learned at rw over the years...listening without judgment is the hardest thing on earth, and requires deep layers of self-reflection. The payoff is more self-awareness, which enables me to think more clearly, and bring my beliefs into line with my actions.

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Clips from 12/20/2006 - Channel-One Call-In

CHANNEL ONE Call-In Show with Roseanne:
Wednesday, December 20th at 7:00 P.M. (PST)

First Guest:
Bob Harris: Writer, Comedian and Jeopardy Star is here with us. Check out his website at www.bobharris.com

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Second Guest:
Nyima Dakpa Rinpoche: High Lama Nyima Dakpa Rinpoche is the founder and spiritual director of Yeru Bon Center. Check out the website at www.yeruboncenter.net

You can view all Channel One clips here

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January 5, 2007

The Forum is For Solutions....

I do not want to spend my money on a forum for people who cannot communicate without personally attacking other people. This place exists at my personal expense, to serve as an alternative to all that patriarchal-hierarchal bullshit.

If you cannot discuss without name calling and cannot hear without minutely dissecting, and cannot join because of your addiction to tearing things apart, then take a break.

I want this place to be about discussion, and debate. Debate and discussion cannot exist when personal prejudices rear their ugly heads. It takes brains and guts and restriction to get your own ego under control long enough to hear another human being. Most people have only a limited supply of those things, and revert to their well-worn attack responses when their intellectual references run out.

Take a break and replenish when that happens. The minute you feel you need to correct someone else, know that you have reached the limit of your powers. Take a break...

Try again later to grow, to reach, to hear, to make peace. The minute you feel attacked, take a break too...resist restrict ...this is a great exercise that americans know little about...also know that pushing people's buttons is an impotent form of aggression that leads nowhere.

Enter RW only if you dare.

Some people here will be removed and put on a "time out" when they try to join up to bully up on people of different views. (including pm-ing and girlish cliques.)

It is funny that most of the people who have been banned for bullyism here, are female.

People who find fault with others have not spent enough time on themselves, seriously. All need to stop looking outward, and look inward first second and last. Then communicating is alot better, easier and more just. If someone pisses you off, then do not respond to them. Try that a while, that is the true test of a rational human being... we're looking for solutions, not factions!!!!!!!!!

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January 3, 2007

Bring the Hippies Back

I like everyone's call for a summit...I think we "boomers" (richest, largest, most powerful segment of society) should have a "LOVE IN"! The hippies were right about EVERYTHING!!!! Let's have a thing like "burning man".. where we all gather and express our aquarian ideals (peace, mindfulness, feminism, co existence, mental balance, spirituality) and call for the end of this illegal and immoral war... let's get peter paul and mary, dylan and baez and everyone back for one last shot at "the establishment"... we are older and wiser now, and realize that our ideals, ideas, hopes and visions are what this government has worked hard to destroy for the last forty years.. and they can no more do that than the weapons they built with our kid's education money can win against rock throwing "insurgents" in the middle east... you guys know that this is how tiananmen square's revolt of the individual started, (online) don't you? Of course, that was followed by crushing opposition, but ended up in more freedom than has been seen in that part of the world for centuries...let's do it!

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Balanced Mental Gender

Gender is not sex, and not physical gender. It is the duality that exists in each person, and is mental. It is about energy, and balance inside the mind. The masculine principle is about giving out, expressing and "the will". The feminine is about receiving impressions, and has a wider field than the masculine..it conducts the work of generating new thought concepts, ideas and the work of the imagination. The masculine is apt to act without restraint, order, or reason, resulting in chaos without the feminine.

The feminine, is apt to reflect too much and fail to Do, resulting in stagnation without the masculine.. when both work together, and in balance, they "produce".. that is the real meaning of "gender"..to "produce"...

To keep both of these energies separated in people's minds is what the "church" (powers that be) sought to do in order to prevent the people's will to act...they set man against woman, and woman against other women...

To have BALANCED MENTAL GENDER is the way we recreate the world....again.. woman must act as intercessor to man (at this stage of the culture) on behalf of other women and their children, so that the man will "act" to protect rather than attack...this is intense energy info, and I am into sharing it....five minutes of meditation a day begins to erase cultural conditioning on inner duality.

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January 2, 2007

A Meditative State

Meditation is the form by which we "receive". When I first started to meditate, twelve years ago, I "received" a healing of my liver, which was damaged by having hepatitis. In a meditative state we can "download" spiritual information that heals the energy in the body. The mind cannot do it without being in that state that receives (female). Try it, you'll like it, and you can then impart it too.

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Everything Has Gender

Hate to burst bubbles, but in energy work, everything has gender, and gender is in everything. In fact, gender is a continuum and reconciliation of polar opposites is the task for each of us to attain inner alchemical balance. Gender and sex are two different things. Both sexes prefer maleness and try to cast the female out and project it onto each other. Nobody wants to be the "girl". Nobody wants to "receive", it is rarer than rare. All prefer to "impart". But, in energy work, the "girl" ("receiver") is actually the god part. Until this part of our energy is reconciled, and balanced in each of us, we remain in exile to ourselves and each other and the world (nature). Just to let you all know.

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