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February 8, 2010

how to solve the health care problem:

baby boomers need to stop taking heroic action to stay alive, and just die. they need to stop expecting that their insurance companies will cover heart lung liver and kidney replacement. they need to accept that only the wealthy can cover the costs of those "elective" surgeries. Time to die, boomers, you are putting too much strain on the kids and the system. get right with your gods and go to them! bye bye!

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February 7, 2010

i predicted the saints!

yeah NOLA!!

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great frank rich on dadt:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/07/opinion/07rich.html?ref=opinion

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February 5, 2010

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February 3, 2010

bragging:

my daughters can start a fire using only a stick and a stone! top that, bitches!

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jump starting the new age!

My friend cathy the pole has flown to africa to show the women how to retrieve the soul of a child. Cathy is also personally going to retrieve 40,000 souls while she is there. god speed to you cathy goddess! your thoughts are so beautiful, your actions so great. We are all peace pioneers. that is what I think it is. i saw some amish women in hawaii. they have small capes on their dresses and tiny little muslin white caps in the backs of their heads. i felt i must speak to one of them to find out what they know about G-d. I have heard what everyone else has to say about it---but do not know if they are a new sect or old? are they shakers? I am a shaker now. women must no longer produce children, at least those my age or younger.

Posted at 12:25 PM - Permalink

james o'keefe

the racist that tried to sink ACORN on behalf of the banksters and human filth that are trying to re-crucify Jesus Christ and remake his message into Satanism (kkkristianity) ran into some Karma! It hit him full in the face!!! He and his pedophile warmongering masters need to have their heads cut off in the guillotine and go to their fake god in heaven. just sayin'

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February 2, 2010

we must kill all convicted pedophiles!

http://bit.ly/d7MFM9

that will be the real holy war! All of them arrested, tried, and if found guilty, killed immediately! Remove Satan from earth!!!

Unfortunately, many of them are among the Powers That Be...priests, bankers, weapons merchants, judges, policemen, congresspeople, journalists, officials of all kinds. They are drawn to power, in order to have access to innocence, and to babies, who's lifeblood they crave drinking. Death to Satan!

Relief workers force sex on Haitian children.

G-d wants us to enlist in the ACTUAL HOLY WAR, and not the fake one that religions force down our throats!!

All religions serve Satan's pedophile lust.

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February 1, 2010

astounding pink

girl you are a genius! bravo!

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January 30, 2010

interesting article:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/aindr/america-is-not-a-democrac_b_442963.html

this kind of says what I have been saying, as a citizen: Obama, use the powers that bush gave you to rule this country correctly!

Posted at 12:08 PM - Permalink

all day and night in my studio today!

yay!

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January 27, 2010

i did NOT have sex with tiger woods

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old men say dirty things to ladies

it used to be cute til i got old, and now it's actually pitiful.
ps...i smell like pee now, all the time. should i be depressed?

depends.

Posted at 12:09 PM - Permalink

ode to my rifle:

thank god that a country on earth existed where guns were easily gotten by the citizens and militias of that country! Don't tread on me!! Freedom!

I would give these bastards a tea party let me tell you! and I am going to do so!

that sarah palin is a religio manchurian stepford wife for bankers and oil men like her husband todd, who is hot as hell. he would look good in cowboy boots and a little leather jacket. she should fix her husband up better if she wants to become the president of these united states, I figure! I bet he hangs around with that whole tiger woods bunch of whoremongers! I want to become a madame, all of my life that is what I have really wanted to do. to be the madame in a grande brothel where the contractors meet, and the art of prostitution(fleecing a john) is practiced. Why they won't legalize that astounds me, esp. in hollywood where there are some old men who may not want to marry a yoga teacher or have more kids, just to be able to have sex with younger women....aged 24 and up. I could so design that house! I would make sure that the contracting prostitutes were rewardly handsomely for their tireless devotion to the house. I am going to design that now.

Posted at 9:54 AM - Permalink

to the jews:

there is a problem that needs to be fixed. let's fix it! Let's fix it, we know how! We can move numbers like mountains. Let's move some numbers so that the needs of people are served, and we can get a pay out on that. come on you jew bankers!!! Come on you mormon bankers who know how to move numbers as well as open distribution channels, come on rome, you catholics can leave your chambers/coffins and help us out a little too! Let's fix all the world's problems, let's simply ask that everyone spay and neuter their children upon birth, and come up with a new system that works for everyone! or are you all just idiots?

it is now time for all men to move aside for all women, starting with me, little man. Shut your fucking know nothing mouth and move aside, before grammaw stuffs her boot up your ass! I got me a rifle now too, thank God!!

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asking for forgiveness:

i sure hope people can forgive me the shit I have done. I have tried to make things right everywhere that I could.
I forgive G-d the harm he has caused the people of this earth too. He thinks they are not bowing down to him and praising his old ass enough, it says right there in his book of books that he himself wrote with holy letters!
Well, he didnt count on one roseanne cherri barr who dares to tell him the truth though, did he? She was a pirate and a godwrestler both! she said, 'hey god, do what you are supposed to do for once and do it right now! stop being codependent and blaming everything that happens on the smallest of us. You are a bully. I don't like bullies. You had better get your bad cop satan off a my ass. move him. thank you! Get a better act, G-d, the old one is ridiculous. I will write the new one myself if you cannot find one other woman to do it instead. It needs to be said and so I will say it, as it also says in your books.
I like this one though, it gives me a reaction and that is the point, the evolutionary point. If you get a physical reaction to a certain word or group of words, you are still free of mind control!!!!
I choose to leave egypt.

in her whole life, she has wanted to write her own interpretation of torah, and she has now done so. she is quite happy about this major achievement. every jew is supposed to do this in their lifetime, according to the women in my family who knew the real secret of the secret code.
We lead the men, not vice versa!

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January 26, 2010

jubu's

thrilled to know that the jewish gene now mixes with the asian.

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January 25, 2010

tribute to amazon mary daly, friend poet genius:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnmdzGwO2K8

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hurray elizabeth warren!

Elizabeth Warren: The Woman Democrats Need

I hope the "progressives" will not destroy her, as they do every other woman, because she is brave and wonderful.

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January 23, 2010

Oprah rehabilitating Palin

on her show now. Just regular girl talk! Thanks, Oprah, you are doing a great job helping republican radicals! First Obama, now Palin...is there anything more you could do to help right wing america's chances in 2012? YOU GO GIRL!!!

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January 21, 2010

hilarious oldest daughter

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January 20, 2010

Leiberman tells dems to go more centrist

right after obama's centrist policies are summarily rejected in Mass.
Always in the thick of things
always wrong

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crybaby progressives

who's hearts could not let them vote for Hillary
(not after granddaddy woman murderer Ted Kennedy helped paint her as racist)

and blamed a whole war on her
too

forgot that she was the only candidate who could have delivered single payer
and would have done so.

The thought of a woman in power disgusted the
Progressive Patriarchs
so they burned her at the stake
using the new york times
as kindling

Posted at 10:19 AM - Permalink

FACT:

there is a feminist backlash against the democrats
sweeping this country

this FACT
is of course overlooked everywhere
as there are NO feminists writing
anywhere in any media in this country

This is the victory over Hillary and women
that male rabbis, male priests, and their
money grubbing whore fem-bot
compatriots worked so hard to bring to America

(THE CIA LED "PROGRESSIVES")

It is no accident that a right wing Palin appeared just as a left wing woman who backed single payer was destroyed)

There is no way to fight
the Vampiric Gluttony
for poor children's blood
that Wallstreeters
need in order to 'live' another day

I told you so
I told you so

Obama raised more money from corporate interests
than anybody else ever did

He did it by faking like he cared about
Justice for the working class,
as he actually ran a dirty sexist campaign against
a woman who was better than him in every way

HE IS FUCKING NAKED

Axelrod and Emmanuel
Geithner the insect
Leiberman the insurance
hustler
and all the other ghouls
need to be deported to Haiti

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!

he made it one thousand times worse for poor people
BURY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY ALIVE

GREEN PARTY.
NADER 2012
NO EXCUSES THIS TIME!!!

Obama should stay in that big white house and not dare to show his arrogant
face in public!
I want to see that birth certificate now too!
manchurian!!!

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