I realize that people will think I am crazy

when I say that I know that I am G-d, but I do know that, and so I must make these remarks.  Why?  Because everyone must know this same thing about themselves, that they are made of Stardust, Endless Love and Empty Space.  We can fix each problem that faces us and solve it cheaply, and save ourselves merely by discarding Patriarchal Pedo-Necrophilic Programming whispered into our ears by Satan, the Lord of Flesh Peddlers.