to america: if you get me on the ballot, as the candidate of a third party–the Green Tea Party of America, this is what I promise and will actually deliver to you within one year, I swear to God Almighty and Everything that Does Not Suck:
1–i will end the war on drugs and the funding of the prison industrial complex. I will not allow people to get paid by imprisoning teenagers for insurance money kickbacks, as happens now.
2- I will legalize all drugs and regulate them as well as their usage. i will tax big pharma and fine them for all the suffering they have imposed on the american people, and to compensate the millions of citizens they have poisoned and studied like lab rats.
3–i will remove all churches tax shelters, and require that they clothe and feed the homeless and the suffering instead of investing in insurance scams, and land deals.
4–I will force an oath of loyalty for the US constitution on all american companies, deporting those who do not comply.
5–end all wars, needless to say
6–arrest and try all lobbyists for possible treason against the people’s interests
7–arrest try and execute monsanto executives when they are found guilty of satanic hatred for god’s creations.
8–forgive all student loans, and make health care free.
9–make the fed illegal and force bankers to repay the money they have stolen from americans.
10–Create millions of green jobs within one year by cutting just one month of the us military budget.
I WILL REPRESENT THE UNEMPLOYED, THE UNINSURABLE, THE RIPPED OFF THE SUFFERING, THE THINKERS, WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND MEN WHO LOVE THEM, THE AMERICAN NATIVE POPULATIONS, THE WORKING CLASSES AND THE POOR, THE IMPRISONED, THE TIRED, THE HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE, THE GAY, AND ALL THOSE WHO LOVE TRUTH AND FREEDOM.
if you do not elect me, you are doomed.