Dear Jesus Mohammed and Moses,

Please please please shine your glory and your mercy into the hearts of all believers so that they will not be fooled by Satan into voting for Greedy Thieving Perverted Lying Republicans.  Please let them know they must vote as left as possible, or watch the rest of their tax money end up in the pockets of bankers.  I pray these things in the Name of the Names of All that is Holy!  amen.