THANKS ROSIE!!!!

I would like to thank my friend rosie odonnell for giving me the best damn birthday of all of my fifty five years upon mother earth! What a very nice and aware person you are. You are the bravest motherfucker out there. You are officially my daughter now. I shall now begin to meddle in your life. Ruthie as well is my daughter and I shall step up my efforts to meddle further in hers. All is well with the wicked witch!!! sandy b, more to follow on that sub honey!
     carol burnett
            lisa marie
                  edie falco
                       annie lennox
                             cindy lauper
                                    lizz winstead
and others whose names escape an old bag momentarily…
     professor irwin
           corey too,
AND THANK YOU NEW YORK!!!
SARAH SILVERMAN TONIGHT!!!!